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 Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 11:53 pm
So as your semi-loyal minion/mercenary type, what should I do to ensure victory for the cause? Guide me into the light, so that I can sidestep the headlights and shoot out the tires of that semi as it passes, creating chaos of flames for which we can work with.
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:05 am
I'm with an organization called GIT: Gaia Investigation Team. When there's something going on with Gaia that they are going into, I can always leak the plans to you.
Or we can all just head there and view the thread. It's as public as this guild... *blinks*
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 2:39 am
As only befits a fascist thug like myself, I am well-versed in all manner of dirty tricks and subterfuge. The thing is, some of this stuff might raise eyebrows among the current administration in power by violating the Gaian TOS, the Geneva Convention, or some other such leftist egalitarian hogwash. A training manual for new operatives might be advisable, sir.
It might be good for us to establish a plan of attack, and determine if our more sinister methods of dispatching our enemies (filthy n00bish swine!) should be kept behind wraps so the general populace is kept unaware of the sometimes unpleasant means we use to attain our glorious ultimate goal.
I would also like to mention that my deep-cover mules are in place.
We await orders.
Hail Xarn!
*salutes*
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:43 am
The next step, my delightful eggs, is to finish up the initial "recruitment" phase by directing as many non-retardos to the guild as possible. Then, after I assemble the heirarchy chart and give out titles to the Worthy, we get to move on to Phase 3, the part where we become a visible, vocal force for dirision and order. Then, OH, YES, THEN! Then comes the good stuff. I can only say that it will be a delightful blend of Dictatorship and Asylum. I think I'll even print a Collector's Edition run of money to celebrate.
Did you know? We have our own money. ^_^
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:18 pm
Xarn The next step, my delightful eggs, is to finish up the initial "recruitment" phase by directing as many non-retardos to the guild as possible. Then, after I assemble the heirarchy chart and give out titles to the Worthy, we get to move on to Phase 3, the part where we become a visible, vocal force for dirision and order. Then, OH, YES, THEN! Then comes the good stuff. I can only say that it will be a delightful blend of Dictatorship and Asylum. I think I'll even print a Collector's Edition run of money to celebrate. Did you know? We have our own money. ^_^ ^_^ I like money. I have a suspicious thought that people think I'm linking to -neopets-...but it links to here! With the future of Gaia!
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 5:35 am
I would like to join in this plight to rid Gaia of the n00bs which have so infested us, and eventually the world! domokun scream
How can I help?
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 12:22 pm
Akuba Shi v.2.0 I would like to join in this plight to rid Gaia of the n00bs which have so infested us, and eventually the world! domokun scream How can I help? All that is needed now is to solidly denounce enemies of the state and bide your time while we more foreward with Phase Two. And welcome! whee
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 1:45 pm
Akuba Shi v.2.0 I would like to join in this plight to rid Gaia of the n00bs which have so infested us, and eventually the world! domokun scream How can I help? Welcome into our glorious state.
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:04 pm
Xarn Akuba Shi v.2.0 I would like to join in this plight to rid Gaia of the n00bs which have so infested us, and eventually the world! domokun scream How can I help? All that is needed now is to solidly denounce enemies of the state and bide your time while we more foreward with Phase Two. And welcome! whee I cannot do much, but fortunately for me I can at least denounce enemies of the state! And bide! I can bide, too.... ninja Thank you Glorious President! -Bow.- By the way, I told a bunch of my friends at school about us, they're kinda like my...er...minions. It's weird, I know. But...They do whatever I tell them to. Oo; So...They're not on Gaia, but they decided they'd be underlings in this government. ^-^;; I call one of them my glorious fascist butt spanker, and the my other friend, and I are glorious fascist high priestesses (because she's really cool), and we just thought that high priestess was a cool...title. So... If that position is open... Can I have it? O_o; Thanks for listening to my ramblings. I'll go now. Heh... >_<;;;;
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:07 pm
Mr. Styx Akuba Shi v.2.0 I would like to join in this plight to rid Gaia of the n00bs which have so infested us, and eventually the world! domokun scream How can I help? Welcome into our glorious state. Why, I thank you Mr. Styx for your kind welcome into our glorious state. -Nazi-style salute.- whee
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:17 pm
Akuba Shi v.2.0 Xarn Akuba Shi v.2.0 I would like to join in this plight to rid Gaia of the n00bs which have so infested us, and eventually the world! domokun scream How can I help? All that is needed now is to solidly denounce enemies of the state and bide your time while we more foreward with Phase Two. And welcome! whee I cannot do much, but fortunately for me I can at least denounce enemies of the state! And bide! I can bide, too.... ninja Thank you Glorious President! -Bow.- By the way, I told a bunch of my friends at school about us, they're kinda like my...er...minions. It's weird, I know. But...They do whatever I tell them to. Oo; So...They're not on Gaia, but they decided they'd be underlings in this government. ^-^;; I call one of them my glorious fascist butt spanker, and the my other friend, and I are glorious fascist high priestesses (because she's really cool), and we just thought that high priestess was a cool...title. So... If that position is open... Can I have it? O_o; Thanks for listening to my ramblings. I'll go now. Heh... >_<;;;; Oh, sweet young thing that you are, you are one step ahead of the game, aren't you? ^_^ Of course your darling friends may be my thralls. That's how Ubiqistan started after all! Ubiqistan is much older than Gaia; I'll make a thread about it some time. It makes for a Gloriously Fascist History Lesson.
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 2:42 pm
Xarn Oh, sweet young thing that you are, you are one step ahead of the game, aren't you? ^_^ Of course your darling friends may be my thralls. That's how Ubiqistan started after all! Ubiqistan is much older than Gaia; I'll make a thread about it some time. It makes for a Gloriously Fascist History Lesson. Yaay. -Squee.- Hehe. I always make them Nazi-style salute me, and it's really funny, and we say stuff like, "Don't mock the Glorious Fascist High Priestesses, peon!" Anyways, cool! I'd really like to hear the Glorious Fascist History Lesson! Which...I'm sure...Will be made even better by our Glorious Fascist President, who has an amazing way with words. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 3:10 am
This seems as good a place as any to mention my idea that a new map should be placed off to one side of Durem. What shall be on this map, you ask? A gulag. The place where all the illiterate, tasteless and brainless go to be silenced. Begging for gold? Incapable of typing anything without zeroes and these (~) funny little things? Don't see the point of obeying, conforming and producing? Off to Cyberia with you, where you will meet a...well, a death, although the duration and the mercy of it is entirely dependent upon your constitution and the elements.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:22 pm
fubenkunai This seems as good a place as any to mention my idea that a new map should be placed off to one side of Durem. What shall be on this map, you ask? A gulag. The place where all the illiterate, tasteless and brainless go to be silenced. Begging for gold? Incapable of typing anything without zeroes and these (~) funny little things? Don't see the point of obeying, conforming and producing? Off to Cyberia with you, where you will meet a...well, a death, although the duration and the mercy of it is entirely dependent upon your constitution and the elements. i agree. i say it should be our own little dachau. a place to put those who may other wise harm our current objectives. put anyone who stands against our in there, never to see dayligh again. if we are to run a superpower...we are to do it with force
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Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:01 pm
Xarn Oh, sweet young thing that you are, you are one step ahead of the game, aren't you? ^_^ Of course your darling friends may be my thralls. That's how Ubiqistan started after all! Ubiqistan is much older than Gaia; I'll make a thread about it some time. It makes for a Gloriously Fascist History Lesson. Gloriously Fascist History? I didn't think that anything could be so wonderful, so beautiful... I think I am going to cry from the sheer glory of it. Please, Xarn, sir... I cannot wait to learn more of the history of Ubiqistan.
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