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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 8:09 pm
Think of your craziest thing you would say to get out of going to work or school.
Such as..
Cause all my clothes shrank and the only thing I had was a pair rainbow colored thongs.... eek
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:15 pm
I got bit by my dog & they thought he had rabies so I had to get tested~
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:54 pm
I forgot where my front door was..
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Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 1:48 pm
i was on fire and had no clue what to do... burning_eyes
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:44 pm
Megan Fox came over and wanted to try out my bed without her clothes.
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:46 pm
my house burned down and my dog was peein on it -_-
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:54 pm
My spleen fell out. 'Nuff said.
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:44 pm
i couldnt get to the bus stop....the chicken was crossing the road
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:51 am
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 11:20 am
I thought I went blind...but it turned out I just forgot to open my eyes sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:28 pm
Some friends came over to visit me yesterday.
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:54 pm
lorrik Some friends came over to visit me yesterday. I couldnt get to work because that excuse stank up my house and i passes out from the fumes
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:26 pm
ANIMALS TOOK OVER THE WORLD! scream
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:49 pm
I feel like getting paid so I can't work today.
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Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:54 am
My dog ate my brain so i can't go to school.
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