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 Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:59 pm
I'm not an alcoholic first off. But unfortunately I was ticketed for "speeding", however so slightly, so some grease ball cop with a power mustache could get a bigger pay check. Defensive driving courses are required by law to be six hours long, which is a stupid law, seeing as how half of the course was just cleverly re-wording what had already been stated before. The final half of the course is pretty much a lecture over how bad drugs and alcohol are and how YOU WILL DIE/KILL SOME INNOCENT BABY if the slightest trace of alcohol is in your blood whilst you are driving.
I'm done with it now.
Didn't learn a thing.
I did find however, that the standard laws of physics apparently do not apply to the United States department of Transportation and Safety or whatever the thing is called, because the section that applies to the scientific properties of a car crash are completely wrong.
Way to go guys. Way to go...
Don't drink and drive folks. It's bad. Don't do it. It's bad. You'll die. That's bad. Don't drink and drive. It's bad.
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Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:14 pm
Yay for driving D= And yeah, of coarse having the slightest amount of alcohol kills people when you drive? Don't you remember those commercials where someone would take a hit of pot and kill someone? =| *sighs*
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Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:33 pm
is that why you weren't at school today Khleo?
P.S. I am a fan of the power moustache lol pirate
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:57 am
Oh man....I'm so wasted right now I could fly! *Jumps off building*. Those commercials make me laugh.
And no...Unfortunately I have not been at school for the past three days because I may have Laryngitis. On the upside, I'm getting a hell of a lot of Fallout 3 time in, I think I like it more than Fable 2 biggrin
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Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 1:46 pm
Yeah You should totally go for the mohawk and power moustache on Fallout 3
twisted
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Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:08 pm
I still think Jeff needs to do a Fauxhawk
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:42 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:14 am
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:14 am
And then if you drink and drive your car will definitly fill up with whatever alcoholic beverage you were drinking and make you easily identifiable by the cops!
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