Anyone have any oblivion riddles or jokes?. I've read some good ones on gamespot forums, just wanted to know what you guys could come up with. Don't be shy!. heart
Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:31 pm
What do you call a short, blonde haired, annoyingly voiced bosmer?
Target practice.
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:07 am
lol adoring fan
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:51 pm
I kinda came up for this when I finally became Listener of the Black Hand.
*Sung to the tune of "Jesus loves Me" 8D *
Sithis Loves Me
Sithis loves me, this I know...
For my mommy told me so.
All the souls to him belong,
For they are weak, but he is strong.
Yes, Sithis loves me,
Yes, Sithis loves me.
For the Night Mother told me so.
Meh. That's all I got. Feedback it? I want to know how good it really is....
EDIT! Officially copyrighted by me. xd Hah! People who use it without my permission will be punished to the full extent of my law. Meaning, you don't want to get caught doing that. twisted
That's what I figured it was. sweatdrop I just wasn't sure.....
Seriously, that's what I thought. Really!
Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:58 pm
All of my jokes are inside jokes.
Like, there's this one Orc who stands in front of a house, and if you talk to him, he says something like "I'm courting the woman who lives in this house, so back off.", and without missing a beat when he finished, i screamed "Or I'll tear your c**k off!", for major lulz.
Edit: But the biggest Joke in oblivion is the 3rd-person view.
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