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 Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 11:21 am
Welcome all. You have come here for some sort of reason. Most likely because you want to know about/play this game. The rules are simple, but hard to explain, so I will make a demonstration.
Mr. Red:
I wish my avatar looked cooler.
Mr. Green:
Granted, but it's so cool that it desinegrates everyones eyes, so no one can see it.
I wish I had a puppy.
I hope that will be good enough of an explanation. Let the game begin.
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 11:22 am
I wish I had a cheese burger.
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 7:58 pm
Granted, but it is so greasy that you can't hold onto it to eat it.
I wish I had a nuclear weapon.
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:02 pm
granted, but it is so destructive that it destroys everything in a three billion mile radius, including yourself.
I wish I could get more CDs.
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:07 pm
Granted, but they come flying at you at 150 mph.
I wish I had more money.
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:11 pm
granted, but after a month the government gets it.
I wish internet was free.
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:14 pm
Granted, but it only takes you to bestiality porn sites.
I wish I could fly.
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:18 pm
granted but you have to share the sky with planes and birds - and no, you cannot bomb them into oblivion.
I wish I had a car.
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:34 pm
Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish I had a plane ticket to somewhere up north.
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:39 pm
granted, but you have to go to the north pole.
I wish the sky was purple.
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:07 pm
Granted, but due to global warming, we get more Ultraviolet rays, so you better wear more sunscreen.
I wish I wasn't a loser.
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:20 am
Granted,maybe by changing your outfit,you will look better,so change it.
I wish that everything around me is just black and white.
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:56 am
Granted, but traffic lights are going to be a problem.
I wish I could hold my breath indefinitely.
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:58 am
Granted, but now you can only survive underwater.
I wish I had superpowers.
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:30 pm
Granted. But your super powers make you a social outcast, and everyone fears you.
I wish I could run as fast as a speeding car.
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