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 Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:37 pm
You Ready?? Lets Go!
This Is 10% Luck
20% Skill
15% Concentrated Power of Will
5% Pleasure
50% Pain
And 100% Reason to Remember The Name
The music played a moment before the "legendary" Kelly King 2.0 came out onto the ECW stage. He turned to the fans, wildly throwing his taunts around like it was no ones business, as he turned to the rafters and pointed at himself rapidly. He turned in circles on the stage and started to walk towards the ring before he stopped and backed up. He turned to the entryway and waved his arms up and down in a "LOOK AT ME" way, but he was facing the curtain. Soon, out came the small but intense "LTL Threat" Vince Caputo! He pointed at King and clapped before leaping into the air. Once he landed he started to run full blast at the ring! King turned and ran with him the rest of the way, both sliding into the ring together. King ran over to get a mic as Vince went into the corner and clambered to the top rope. Holding his arms he did a backflip into the ring, over 2.0 who was now standing somewhat in the corner. Once Vince landed, King climbed into the corner and held his arms out, taunting the crowd with a cocky smirk. "Ladies and Gentlemen. I am The State of the Art Kelly King 2.0, this is my diminutive associate LTL THREAT Vince Caputo... we are FREAKISHLY 2.0!"
2.0 hopped down from the corner. He put his arm on top of Vince's head in an insulting arm-rest matter, which caused the FFAirbourne Star to frown but he took the insult anyway and did not move. "And we are here, tonight, on E C W, to issue out the biggest announcement of all time, ever, anywhere. And that is that the Freakishly 2.0 reunion tour is ON! And we're coming for those tag team titles right here in E C W! So, Champs, you're on notices cause I--" Vince got out from under 2.0's arm and pat him on the shoulder. 2.0 looked down at Vince and then leaned over so Vince could utter in his ear. King started to talk back, the mic close enough to his mouth to be heard. "They're what? No champions? No? Okay... okay no cream..." 2.0 stood up and stretched, fixing his imaginary tie. "Ladies and gentlemen I've been informed there are NO Tag Team Champions at this moment in time." The fans cheer and boo, and the combination of the two sounds eerily like Duuuh. "Well then I've got another announcement! Tag Team Titles! Thats right you little belts. You think you can hide? Well you're on notice Straps. If you don't get out here right now and hold up the pants of the well-oiled Freakishly 2.0 machine, we're liable to come back there and GET you ourselves! And we'll take out anyone who stands in our way to do it!"
((GM if possible, plzkthx))
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:34 pm
Hard Hittin', back breaking, everybody out their seats.
Man, the world is watching me. The world is watching me.
Hard Hittin', back breaking, everybody out their seats.
Man, the world is watching me. The world is watching me.
Boos erupted from the arena as Coach came out on stage. He had a smug look on his face as usual as he walked down the ramp. He walked up the steps and entered through the top and middle ropes. "Gentalmen, gentalmen, I would love to give you a shot at the tag titles, but I just couldn't. Not only have you yet to accomplish anything here on ECW, but the GM just wouldn't allow it." boos once again erupted from the crowd.
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:53 pm
2.0 looked at the Coach Enemy and discussed things with Vince a moment, silently. Vince nodded and took the mic from King, although, from King's reaction, it certainly looked like it wasn't part of the plan. "Okay, I see what you're saying Coacher. The One True King hasn't done enough in his legendary career to warrent a shot at the tag team titles. Thats cool, we've never really been here in ECW before... we might need to do a little work. Do a little impactful work... Like say... beating up Jonathan Coachman! I bet thats a great start!"
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:57 pm
Coaches eyes widened and he started backing up a bit. "Hey guys, you touch me and you'll be making a big mistake!"
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:59 pm
2.0 takes back the microphone. "Woah Vince! Woah! I mean come on. Why the hostility! It's the Coach! We can't attack the Coach!" 2.0 said, trying to re-assure Coachman. "Come on, hurting Coachman won't get us anywhere... that is, not without bloodying him up, giving him an atomic wedgie, and then framing him for trashing the GM's office..." Vince nodded and rolled out of the ring. As 2.0 followed suit, walkign up the ramp. "Does the ECW Crowd want to see Freakishly 2.0 throw Jonathan Coachman off the stage?"
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:04 pm
"No, no, no, no!" Coachman stammered, but the crowd cheered otherwise.
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:07 pm
"Sorry Coachman, we don't really have a choice at this point. I mean come on, you come out here, deny us one measly tag title shot, and now Vince has to lodge his foot so far up your a** you'll taste the dog s**t he stepped in before the show." King said into the mic, walking up the ramp with LTL Threat at his side. Vince nodded at Kings threat, and then stopped to check his boots where there was no dog s**t. He shrugged and started to run to catch up.
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:09 pm
Coachman quickly turned around to run but tripped over his legs and hit the ramp.
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:10 pm
2.0 stalked up behind Coachman and grabbed his coat, dragging him along the edge of the stage, over to the far end. Caputo helpped pick him up by his feet, King holding him by his arms, and they started to swing him back and forth.
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:12 pm
Coach began flailing about, "Hey, let me go! If you don't let me go you are banned from the building!"
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:17 pm
2.0 slowed to a stop, and while Vince was still holding his legs so he couldn't get away, 2.0 leaned down and grabbed a Mic. "Better do what he says Vince. Afterall we all see how well banning DX from the building worked. And we're not DX, how can we hope to stand against the Mighty Coachman's edict? I'd laugh if it wasn't so pathetic..." 2.0 said with a small sigh, the fans starting to boo a little. King snapped back up. "Ah hell, I'll laugh anyway!" King threw the mic away and started to laugh as he picked Coach up again and started to swing him back and forth. They would swing him off the edge of the stage and to make sure this was ECW they were in, it would be into the electrical equipment.
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:20 pm
Coach was thrown and hit the electrical equipment, sparks flew the moment he hit them.
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Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:23 pm
2.0 and Vince sat down on the stage, their legs dangling. Vince leaned over and spoke to 2.0, his lips readable. "Don't you think that was a little much?"
2.0: "Nah he'll be okay next week with just a band-aid or something on his cheek."
Vince scratched his head. "Kelly... that wasn't Triple H. That was Coachman." 2.0 froze and watched as the light show below them slowed to a stop and the medics rushed out.
2.0: "We should... go... the other way now... now. NOW!" 2.0 and Vince scrambled to their feet, running backstage.
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