Welcome to Gaia! ::

I thought our little guild needed this because.....well we're evil.

For those of you who don't know how to play the corrupted wishes game, it is very simple. The person above you will post a wish and it's been granted but you have to think of the downside to them getting their wish. Then you post a wish of your own. Get it?

Rules:
1. No Spamming (that's a given)
2. no page streching
3. No killing the wisher
4. No lame wishes like "I wish for more wishes" or "I wish to live forever" xp
5. No leaving out a downside to the wishes!

The morons that spammed in GD would go to other places on the forum, like ED, to spam instead.

I wish there wasn't a such thing as favoritism.

Then you would run into stuff and bloody your shins.

I wish for the ability to conjure fire.

You would go to far underwater and get terrible pressure headaches.

I wish I had telekinesis powers.

then everyone would hate you because you were and evil tyrant and would overthrow you and set you out to sea MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish that I could shapeshift.

You might forget how to change back to a different form and could be stuck in the form of like... a giant piece of poop for the rest of your life.

I wish they had Saturday Night Live on Comedy Central instead of Mad TV. Mad TV sucks most of the time.

GAH!!!

I was beaten to the post!!! xp

EDIT: You would destroy the world with your lack of knowledge on how to push the button to launch the nuclear missiles. XD

My wish still stands the same:

I wish they had Saturday Night Live on Comedy Central instead of Mad TV. Mad TV sucks most of the time.

You may not be able to log on for weeks and no one would post anything new and you'd be very, very bored.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

Then I would disappear and you'd be all alone and sad and with a sidekick.

I wish I could fly.