((No unplanned interruptions please.))
If I only could I'd set the world on fire...
Say
If I only could I'd set the world on ******** 'em ******** 'em aaall!
Mad Dog's music hits as the audience begins to boo, wondering where Mad Dog will appear from. The camera pans the audience, looking for signs of movement, as it zooms in on what appears to be a fight in an upper balcony.
JR - "It appears Mad Dog has actually gotten into a skirmish with a fan on his way to the ring!"
Mick Foley - "Well, he's not exactly a likable guy, JR."
The camera finally gets a decent angle as Mad Dog is once again lit up on the Titantron. Remnants of the word "impact" are still painted on his chest from earlier in the night. His face appears to have not been washed since Shadow spit Black Mist into his face and his long hair is completely unkempt.
Mick Foley - "Mad Dog appears to be a mess!"
JR - "Maybe you should speak for yourself, Mick..."
Mad Dog sends a knee into the fan's gut before forcing him into a side headlock and walking him over to the balcony for everyone to see. Pulling out a microphone, Mad Dog hands it to a fan close by and instructs him to hold it for him... or else. Reaching into his boot with his free hand, Mad Dog pulls out a stapler as a gasp comes from the audience.
JR - "What the hell does Mad Dog have in mind!?"
Holding the stapler up to the fan's head, Mad Dog begins to speak.
"I'd like to speak to Mr. CEO, and I'd like to speak to him now if he knows what's good for him. This is a hostage situation, I repeat, a hostage situation. And not only is it a hostage situation, Mr. CEO, it's a lawsuit on your hands if I fill this fan's face full of staples."
The audience begins to boo as Mad Dog pauses, looking around for a moment.
"Do you see what you people have driven me to? This is some Heath Ledger s**t."
The audience boos again at Mad Dog's disrespectful mentioning of Ledger.
"CEO, you have 60 seconds to see me or this fan's getting a few hundred new piercings the old fashioned way," Mad Dog continues as a counter appears on the Titantron.
60...
59...
58...
"What are you going to do, CEO? Time's ticking."
JR - "Ladies and gentlemen, Mad Dog has gone too far. This is simply sickening."
Mick - "I've never seen anything like this before, JR."
Mad Dog simply waits for a response, holding down the fan with relative ease.
If I only could I'd set the world on fire...
Say
If I only could I'd set the world on ******** 'em ******** 'em aaall!
Mad Dog's music hits as the audience begins to boo, wondering where Mad Dog will appear from. The camera pans the audience, looking for signs of movement, as it zooms in on what appears to be a fight in an upper balcony.
JR - "It appears Mad Dog has actually gotten into a skirmish with a fan on his way to the ring!"
Mick Foley - "Well, he's not exactly a likable guy, JR."
The camera finally gets a decent angle as Mad Dog is once again lit up on the Titantron. Remnants of the word "impact" are still painted on his chest from earlier in the night. His face appears to have not been washed since Shadow spit Black Mist into his face and his long hair is completely unkempt.
Mick Foley - "Mad Dog appears to be a mess!"
JR - "Maybe you should speak for yourself, Mick..."
Mad Dog sends a knee into the fan's gut before forcing him into a side headlock and walking him over to the balcony for everyone to see. Pulling out a microphone, Mad Dog hands it to a fan close by and instructs him to hold it for him... or else. Reaching into his boot with his free hand, Mad Dog pulls out a stapler as a gasp comes from the audience.
JR - "What the hell does Mad Dog have in mind!?"
Holding the stapler up to the fan's head, Mad Dog begins to speak.
"I'd like to speak to Mr. CEO, and I'd like to speak to him now if he knows what's good for him. This is a hostage situation, I repeat, a hostage situation. And not only is it a hostage situation, Mr. CEO, it's a lawsuit on your hands if I fill this fan's face full of staples."
The audience begins to boo as Mad Dog pauses, looking around for a moment.
"Do you see what you people have driven me to? This is some Heath Ledger s**t."
The audience boos again at Mad Dog's disrespectful mentioning of Ledger.
"CEO, you have 60 seconds to see me or this fan's getting a few hundred new piercings the old fashioned way," Mad Dog continues as a counter appears on the Titantron.
60...
59...
58...
"What are you going to do, CEO? Time's ticking."
JR - "Ladies and gentlemen, Mad Dog has gone too far. This is simply sickening."
Mick - "I've never seen anything like this before, JR."
Mad Dog simply waits for a response, holding down the fan with relative ease.
