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 Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 6:40 pm
This was weird. It was my first time playing defend the goal ...so don't laugh.
I was running to the ball to save it from getting kicked into the goal. When I got there, I (you can say that I) fell on the ball and I accedentaly hit my lip on the grass. My lip was numb for the rest of the game.
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Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 5:18 pm
we were at practice and i accidentaly kicked the ball at my coaches crotch
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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 7:16 pm
the game just started and i kicked the ball at the opposing players face two times and once in the crotch lol
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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:24 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 3:56 pm
My very first soccer game... my coach put me as defense... and I SCORED!!!
The only bad part about it was... ON MY OWN TEAM!!! crying crying crying
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:26 am
It was like my first ever time playing soccer and i wos with my brother and cousins, and i wanted to kick the ball but i didnt and fell backward. Lol. That waas my first ever time. I was like 5 years old, so it was really painful.
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 5:09 pm
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Well...I'm manger for my high school team and I choose to play Spring Soccer at our local club this year. [Started being manger last year (9th grade) and in 10th this year, still manger.] So our Coach let me start practicing with them...Well Friday (2-27-09) she let me play in the game for practice for SS! Well my 9th grade year I fell ALOT, and didn't even play! Well this year I haven't really fallen alot...until now.
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Ok I had to go get something from one of my friend's dad in the stands. Well I went to go around the corner, to go up, and my cleats slipped sending my knee into the sidewalk! So I didn't fall in athletics or during the game BUT did fall before I went in (and thankfully no one noticed).
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But, now, I play midfield and well be practicing for SS at school and can't wait to get playing!
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Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:24 pm
wow i have a horrible experiance for me but probably hilarious for anyone watching.
so championship game. it's a corner kick. i'm standing near the goal and the soccer ball comes straight at me. i am trying to get it away when (somehow not sure) i tripped or slipped and fell. only i didn't just fall on my butt, no i fell ON THE SOCCER BALL! so i'm on the soccer ball and 5 or 6 people from the opposing team mob and form a circle around me and are kicking like a cat about to get a bath. so there i am trying to find ANY way out, they were so tight in there was no where to go unless i pulled out a shouvel and dug out underneath. i finally managed to crawl out of the mess. omg that was horrible. but hey, they didn't score. wink
awkweird moment; at a game when for a couple days befor eit had been raining. the soccer field we were playig on is the WORST one i've ever been on. half the feild was mud or puddles (and a few rocks!). i'm trying to get the ball form this girl when she tripped and fell in the puddle, on her way down she tripped me and we both fall in that awkweird she lying on her back and i'm on top of her and we almost kissed posotion. ya that was awkweird. and after i get up and everyone was like OMG because litterally on half of my body (front and back) but COVERED in mud. and i had to cheerlead after that game lol, looked htat crap, but i know how to rock the crap lol.
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Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 9:04 am
okay you are going to think this is really funny.
On my school team, our feild has a huge ditch in it and when i warming up with my team i accidently fell into it as i was dribleing the soccer ball up feild lol
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Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:18 pm
okay this is really funny!! i was playing forward and my coach was talkin to me cause it was a goal kick for the other team and they passed it to the girl i was guarding and she kneed the ball and he told me to turn around and i threw my hand up in the air and i karate chopped the bal!!! blaugh
it was funny cause everybody -even the refs- started bustin out laughing!!
another time i was in the goal and my friend was playing defense and she was running and tried to get the ball from the other team and she did......but she slipped and i grabbed the ball and tripped over her! razz
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 6:14 pm
ok so this is like probably the weirdest here but i was like at practice and my friend got the ball so i went to kick the ball into the goal just to fuqq with him and i did i was like laughing and then he starts to look at my chest so im like wtf? rite? i look down and my bob is like half out of my bra im like holy fuqqin s**t XD
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 9:08 am
so it was my frist year and we where in the tenaments and we all came up with the bright idea to sprapaint r hair red cus wen where the red lightning boults and we did this for the frist game and it was fine so the 2 game it was proing a** rain and we still spray painted are hair and all of us where covered in red so it looked like we where bleeding and this year we where dayglow yellow and we where called the atamick lemons so it was the first game and i was goal and i took 3 balls to the chest and 1 to the hed in the first haf and then the 2 game no onw wonted to be goalie and my dad ( the coach ) sed the only ppl who where able to be a good golie was me and to others and thes where ful size goles and i am only 5 1 so i pretty shout but i was in goal for the hole game and i sotped every shout and we went in to the chamionsship un defeated and we played the orange team and we lost but i was in goal for the first hafe and thay did not socre and we where the first team to hold then 0/0 for ome haf and then my dad put a crappy goaly in the goal and thay got 7 and we got 6 but be hime r goal was a clife and every time the ball went off i went and got it and the last time i went to get it i triped over my one to feet and slamed right in to the gole post and i had a black eye
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:47 pm
ok once i was a about to make the winning shot and i kicked the ball back wards and fell on my but!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sad crying crying crying crying crying crying redface redface redface everybody called me slip for a week!!!!
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