Welcome to Gaia! ::

((That's so damned cute.))

The sun was rising over all of Gaia and it was proving to be a good day. In a shadow filled room, Hawk stirred under a pile of blankets, reaching out a hand to pick up a thick envelope. Standing, she read the contents, placing it aside gently as she began to get dressed, a soft melody playing on her radio.

Her wings extended and she gave a small smile, leaving out the window and flying above the city.

(Gah. This is going to be harder then I thought.)

Jack had just broken into a candy factory, feeling the need to raid for candy, despite the fact he had more than a normal Gaian could ever want.
Suddenly there was an explosion and the wall to the factory exploded, sending debris everywhere. There stood Jack, his arms wide.
"OOoooooooooooooooh" he began and suddenly started singing and dancing.

"I've thrown away my toys
Even my drum and train.
I wanna make some noise
With real live aeroplanes.

Some day I'm going to fly.
I'll be a pilot too.
And when I do, how would you
Like to be my crew...

On the good ship lollipop.
Its a sweet trip to a candy shop
Where bon-bons play
On the sunny beach of Peppermint Bay.

Lemonade stands everywhere.
Crackerjack bands fill the air.
And there you are
Happy landing on a chocolate bar.

See the sugar bowl do the tootsie roll
With the big bad devils food cake.
If you eat too much ooh ooh
You'll awake with a tummy ache.

On the good ship lollipop
Its a night trip into bed you hop
And dream away
On the good ship lollipop"
He sang as he blew up machinery and set the workers on fire. When the place had evacuated Jack swam in the piles of candy as he sang, eating peices here and there, but mostly basking in the candy goodness.

Phantom sees the direction the emergency vehicles are heading to and scowls. "i told him to invite me to the next one" he says scornfully he jumps down going through a shadow he pops up under the pile of candy his head pokes out and he spots jack. "oi! i said to send me a message when you raided you're next candy factory!" he protests

Phantom swirls around in the candy and sees hawk the sun shining behind her making her look like a angel more then ever he gasps slightly looking at her beautiful form.

(Even though she's wrapped in perpetual shadow, and that sunlight can kill her. So, there'd be a blurry darkened aura around her in that sort of light.))


She folded her arms, wings tucking in against her back neatly as she stepped forwards. Nudging some candy aside with her toe, she tilted her head "Do ye have enough money for the damages? Or am I going to have to tell the kids av Gaia that they're buddy Jack broke the candy factory?" she asked, raising a brow at Jack. She had noticed Phantom, but hadn't reacted.

"thats why i respect you jack!" Phantom said popping out of the candy a song playing from nowhere

"Let's face the facts about me and you,
A love unspecified.
Though I'm proud to call you "Chocolate Bear,"
The crowd will always talk and stare. "

he starts to sing and hands jack a particularly large chocolate bar

( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVf940pO5ME

http://www.romantic-lyrics.com/ls64.shtml )

General was hired by a crime boss to retrieve a thug who owed him a LOT of gold. The thug was a pansy, and General actually knew about him. He knew about what a coward he was.

The guy's name was Freddy Vinc, and he holed himself up in a fortress in Aekea. General Stood in front of the fortress, 30 Paper Towel Warriors lined up behind him.

"HEY FREDDY! YOUR BOSS WANTS HIS GOLD! COME OUT HERE BEFORE I NEED TO KILL ALL OF YOUR MEN!"

Freddy: NO! GO AWAY! THAT GUY IS A PSYCHO! YOU'RE EVEN WORSE!

Two of Freddy's men were on the roof of the fortress with sniper rifles.

"Well then you leave me no choice..."

He directed his warriors to invade the building, and they charged in. One of them passed him a demonic microphone out of nowhere. (Refer to the past Monthly Collectible, I don't want to equip it.)

General's voice was monstrous and demonic, but he surprisingly had a good singing voice.

You ask me if I love you
And I choke on my reply
I'd rather hurt you honestly
Than mislead you with a lie
And who am I to judge you
On what you say or do?
I'm only just beginning to see the real you

The fortress was burning down, windows were exploding. The warriors killed all of the thugs, and they were behind Freddy. They were exiting the building, and Fred's hands were tied behind his back. The song picked up and became louder.

And sometimes when we touch
The honesty's too much
And I have to close my eyes and hiii-iii-iide

And on the next line, Fred decided to make a run for it, attempting to pass General as he did. General wrapped one arm around Fred though, crushing his ribs and holding onto him. He grabbed the microphone with his other hand. There was no pause in the song either, as this happened rather instantly. It sounded like there was some true passion in General's voice.

I wanna hold you til I die
Til we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you,
till the fear in me...

He looked up into the sky as he sung his last part.

SUBSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDES!

The darkness and spotlight went away. General dropped Fred.

"Soldiers, take this ******** to our employer. Tell him that if he lowers our payment because of the broken ribs, I'll kill him and his entire family."

The PT Warriors saluted him and carried their victim away. General walked over to the burning fortress and just looked at it, sighing. Some might say that he was holding back tears, but he would never admit it.