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Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on. Ladies, an announcement: I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, it is bone hard medical fact. I put it round you know. And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don't. It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoats. Gentlemen. Do not despair, I am up for that as well. And the same warning applies. Still your cheesy erections till I have had my say. But later when you shag - and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down - I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder. 'Was that shudder the same shudder he sensed? Did he know something more profound? Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shining, livelong moment. That is it. That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope. I am The Phantom Slasher, Some random bastard on gaia and I do not want you to like me.

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The Phantom Slasher

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Registered: 03/26/2005

Gender: Male

Location: NYC

Occupation: Bastard


Posts per Day: 3.66

Total Posts: 17231

Latest Posts

Calling Card.

The Roleplay Discussion Thread.

Words of Wisdom...and some funny sh*t.

Albin says:
the singer makes me want to take a chesse grinder and do unpleasant things to a penguin

Albus Dumbledore says:
To the well adjusted mind, Death is just the next great adventure."

Green Lantern Corps Says:
In brightest day In blackest night,No evil will escape my sight, Let all those who worship evil's might beware my power; Green Lanterns Light!

Dexter Morgan Says:
"Some experiences are so big they change your DNA."

Sherlock Holmes says:
"Who cares about decent? The game, Mrs. Hudson, is afoot!"

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Queen of Ruin Report | 02/17/2018 12:43 pm
Queen of Ruin
Well aren't you fun.
snipers angel Report | 12/08/2017 10:53 pm
snipers angel
I have none from you
Randy Jenkins Report | 12/02/2017 2:43 am
Randy Jenkins
heart heart 4laugh
Randy Jenkins Report | 12/02/2017 2:35 am
Randy Jenkins
*takes off helmet*

Am I...

Am I still beautiful? crying
SarouyaRequiel Report | 02/26/2017 2:31 am
you popped my post box cherry congrats
Pepper Lexi Report | 02/15/2017 3:12 pm
Pepper Lexi
Fool don't even PM me back when you online stare
Retro_Witch_Rosie Report | 02/10/2017 2:33 pm
heart ~kiss~
Luft Report | 08/04/2016 3:36 pm
Lol okay. Thanks then I think.
Luft Report | 08/04/2016 3:26 pm
Maybe in that photo because the lower half of my face is covered.
But we have very different features.

She's gorgeous though.
I'd love to look like her.
Luft Report | 08/04/2016 3:19 pm
Like the singer or the CBer?
Because no to both haha.