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 Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:45 pm
Here we go again
"Welcome to the Gaian Superheroes/villains! We're gonna need your:
Name:
Age:
Alliance:
Powers:
Strength:
Weaknesses:
History:
Appearance:
No need to put this if you already have your profile in one of the two sticky threads in the Hero and Villain subforums, like me!
Our cause:
Heroes and heroines keep evil out of the world and try to save Gaia from the impending doom or domination, etc. etc. as well as keeping the villains alive so that the hero guild won't go out of work.
Villains and...villainesses? are out to destroy the world, or dominate it, or take revenge, or something like that. Either way, they're evil. :twisted But they somehow tend to lose to heroes... gonk
Our REAL cause:
To have fun! We're just joking around, using our powers for whatever we want in this incredibly unusual RP.
Rules:
No criticising writing styles, since this isn't really a serious RP.
Obey the TOS! gonk
Don't cuss; the RP's not serious enough for that.
No ultra-uber-awesome-1337-supers-that-cannot-possibly-be hurt or contained or defeated in any way.
No god-modding.
Don't get too serious about the thing. This guild isn't serious.
No pointing out that there are waaaay too many rules for a not-very-serious RP. xp
Have fruhn!" - Stalchild
Edit: This is the third remake of this topic. The current members know how these things work. My next post will explain everything.
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:06 pm
It had now been about two months since Generals Anti Climactic killing of Soul Torn. A new drug of sorts had hit the black market it was a messy version of jack dna only about 20% pure. People who took it gained a slight formidable boost to their natural talents and those without super powers gained perverted almost unrecognizable weak forms of jack powers. These junkies witch earned the nick name 'Lesser Jack's' would go on rampages much like jack had except they where far easier to take down. A whole new division in the narcotics department had been formed to stop the circulation of the drug but it seemed impossible. It popped out like weeds no matter what the police did more and more lesser jacks appeared.
And so this continued for about 2 more months (thats 4 in total for you schmucks keeping track) then something very strange happened someone who looked almost EXACTLY like jack used to except his head was far more demonic looking. Blew up Gaia's largest candy factory. News casters ranted and raved that this had been a statement that this New jack that the media dubbed. “Neo Jack” was a rebel jack and that the terrorist attack had been a statement. One particularly over dramatic news caster stated. “neo jack is starting a war on other jacks!” many thought this was far fetched and did not take him seriously. Then this villain blew up a orphanage but did not kill the orphans but had instead kidnapped them all. Now everyone was searching for neo jack and the kidnapped children. Before it was too late.
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:24 pm
For the past few months, General was able to revive his Chainsaw Shop. He had a lot of them in stock and was always resupplying. Sales were going great, and it was all thanks to the lesser Jacks that were pissing everyone off.
General drove his car around, smoking a cigar as he did. He had a bunch of chainsaws, cigars, and guns in his car. He actually hadn't been drunk in a while. He's actually been getting quite a lot of kills. For once he was actually getting along with the Gaian public and the GPD. He heard about this 'Neo Jack' though. Phantom was dead, it couldn't be Jack, or anyone else really. But he thought again... Phantom couldn't stay dead for long.
But anyway, he stayed focused and was looking out for anyone who needed to be killed.
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:44 pm
Neo Jack was on top of a building he smirks very jack like watching as a mob of Lesser jacks attacks Generals car sending a bombardment of various exploding objects at him. there where about 20 of them all wearing typical junky clothing some of them had jack like features like purple or black skin or a particularly round of bald head.
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:53 pm
He drove forward, running over a few of them.
He then ghosted right out of the car with two chainsaws in his hands. He began to furiously attack the lesser Jacks with the chainsaws.
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:58 pm
before long the lesser jacks where slaughtered. That is when neo jack acted jumping from the rough his Jack-et flares like a glider stopping him from completely smashing down. but he landed on Generals car with a very powerful crash the trade mark jack smirk on his face as he stares as General. waiting for something seemingly.
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:02 pm
The Lesser Jacks were practice. He'd cut them at the waists, while moving the saws from both sides. He'd also bring a chainsaw down on one head, while sending the other one through a chest. He would also swing the saws, creating an X as he did. No matter how he attacked, there was blood everywhere. As he was heading back to his car, Neo Jack landed on it.
"I'm so ******** sick of my car getting totaled."
He grabbed the chainsaws by their motors and smashed them together, destroying them. He threw them on the ground afterwards.
"Neo Jack, huh? Well then, let's do this."
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:06 pm
Tilting his head to one side standing up straight he pulls his fist back throwing a shadow punch at General's chest. before back slipping landing behind General's car kicking it at him a flaming pumpkin appearing in his hand that is tossed at the car.
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:14 pm
The shadow punch caused some serious unexpected damage. It destroyed his pimp coat and slightly ripped his shirt, although he was bleeding under it. When the car exploded though, that just lit him on fire.
He began to yell really loud. Normally he would start flying around like crazy. What was this, though? It looked as if he learned to control it a bit. He began running at a blinding speed, and was attempting to deliver a running forearm at Neo Jack's head.
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:18 pm
Neo jack had been taken by surprise his eyes already wide widened even more the punch hitting him on the forehead. while he was not effected by the fire Generals power and speed did send him flying into a window of a near by sky scraper as generals cloths repaired them selfs. A second pumpkin came flying out of the hole Neo Jack had gone through aimed at general.
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:23 pm
The fire from before left when he was done sprinting. However, he was set on fire again, and he began charging at Neo Jack.
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:26 pm
Neo Jack stood perfectly still in the office building but right before general made contact he launched up smashing through the ceilings repeatedly until he was bursting through the ceiling of the sky scraper landing perfectly on the ceiling. he cracked his neck smirking waiting for general to catch up.
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:35 pm
The fire went away. He was quite surprised that his clothes completely fixed themselves. The magic from the pimp coat Phantom gave him probably evolved or something.
General laughed his a** off. He simply walked around the building. He punched each side of it like he was in a boxing match. This formed a lot of cracks. With a final roundhouse kick to one side, the bottom of it broke like a breadstick would. He waited. It was unwise to get close until he knew exactly where his opponent was.
(Also, where are we? We didn't really settle on a location.)
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:41 pm
(the sky scraper indicates aekea i suppose)
Neo Jack smirked running and jumping off the building he turns in teh air as he falls raising his hands above his head a giant flaming pumpkin the size of himself appearing in both his hands. he summons his strength tossing it at the building as he falls downward the force of his throw sending him into a sort of cart wheel in the air. the giant explosive gorge slams into the building literally shattering it making it crumble and fall downwards while other flaming rubble fly about one particularly large fragment of rock hits Neo Jack temporarily knocking him out before he smashing into the ground
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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:55 pm
General slowly walked over to to Neo Jack. He lifted him up by the throat and slammed him into the ground, raising some pavement. He then stomped on him ten times. The eleventh stomp was on his face. He then stood him up, and as he fell forward, he kicked him in the chest. This sent him flying into the air.
Luckily, General was able to jump really high, and once he was above Neo Jack, he folded his hands, and slammed him with them. Neo Jack created a small crater when he hit the ground.
But wait, he wasn't done yet. He dragged him over to a pile of machine parts. He threw him into the machine parts with full force, and then fired a beam of laser from his eye. It blew up the pile, machine parts flew all over the city and into buildings. It even sent Neo (oh boy, now I'm calling him Neo) flying into the air. But his body fell off the machine part, and back onto the ground.
He walked over to the body. His fun was over, how it was time for Neo to wake up.
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