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 Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:20 pm
Alright, time for a crack pot theory. Thought up at the movie theatre with my friend.
*SPOILERS FOR SEASON FOUR. NOT SEASON FOUR FINALE, JUST THE LIBRARY EPISODES*
Alright, so we all know River Song has some secret relationship with the Doctor, and once Jack had a crush on him right? Well here goes.
Jack is thrown back into World War 2, where he meets the Doctor and travels a little. Well after being brought back in the Season 1 finale and unable to die after that, he chases the Doctor again and hangs out.
Well of course, the Doctor leaves and Jack is like "Well doods I think I'm going to make Torchwood now k-thanx." Well after many years of that, everyone he knows dies. (How true, its gonna happen peeps.)
Well now Jack is screwed and alone. But being the wonderful little omnisexual man Jack is, he decides, "Hey, I got time to spare, I think I want to follow my dream. To become a woman. And not just any woman. A woman who looks black but might not be." So he gets surgery.
Well now he goes for a name. Remembering his parents from the 51st century being hippies, Jack remembered his real name. River Song. "I think I'll call myself River Song then."
Well so Jack creates a new life as River Song. After a while, somehow he meets the Doctor. Realizing this is his chance for a relationship, Jack completly fakes his past and his life so he can be with the Doctor.
Well then Jack goes to the Library with all his astronaught pals. Remembering Donna Noble, from back when he first met her at the season four finale, Jack gets all stunned. But then they all go back to buisness.
Well then they all get down to the main computer in the Library, and River Song is like "Dude, I'm taking the hit here." And hits the Doctor and sits in the seat. Getting all electrocuted, she/he dies.
Doctor saves them, but now they're stuck in the computer. River Song is like "Crap doods." But CAL says "Your body is fried, but it can still hold human life. I can totally send you back into your old body." And River Song is like "Cool thanks." Well River Song doesnt want a fried body, does he/she? So they get plastic surgery. Well, the surgery goes horrably wrong. River Song wanted to go back to looking like Jack, but since Jack is so hot no surgery could make her look like him again, Jack now has to live as the Face of Boe. Apparently the people doing the surgery where doing it in the dark.
So inconclusion, ignoring ALL plot holes, Jack is River Song, AND the Face of Boe. biggrin
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Btw, got any crackpot theories? I'd love to hear em. And they have to be the most messed up, yet completly origianal and weird theories you can think of!
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:11 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:38 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:17 pm
That actually sounds kinda plausible!
Well, not really.
In any case, it's pretty amusing.
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:37 pm
Travis III That actually sounds kinda plausible! Well, not really. In any case, it's pretty amusing. Well thank you! biggrin Its semi-kinda-sorta-sounds like its true razz
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:38 pm
OMG how did you ever find out I am sure that plot line was under lock and key rotfl!!!!!!!!! That was very funny to say the least thanks for the laugh!
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:01 am
undead padfoot OMG how did you ever find out I am sure that plot line was under lock and key rotfl!!!!!!!!! That was very funny to say the least thanks for the laugh! Glad I made you laugh. >D >D That was the whole point of the story after all ^_^ Well I went over to Britian and I snuck into Moffat's secret office and found some hidden future plot developments. razz
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:16 pm
I love how you so made sense. And that sort of sounds like something Jack would do.
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 2:18 am
you are completely mental
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Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:28 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:42 am
Haha.
That's wonderful.
My buddy use to have one about Rose and Martha but I forgot it.
:/
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:24 pm
Lol thats funny. My crazy theory is that one of the daleks dictched is casing, and became the enemy of the teenage muntant ninja turtles, named shredder.....proof lol
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:TMNTCh'rell.png
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:35 am
i love it it sooooo jack jajajajajajaja
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:35 pm
That dose sound actually Plossible. Theres only one problem with it thow. River Song was competly destroyerd there is nothing left. except what is left in the computer. if it wasent for that I would think it was 100% plossible.
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:34 pm
that's hilarious, and almost plausible too
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