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I am A Pragmatic Prevaricator, With a Propensity for Oratorical Seniority, Which is Too Preonastical to be Assimilated by Any of Your Unequivocal Veracities.

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Last Login: 05/17/2014 9:45 pm

Registered: 05/19/2007

Gender: Male

Location: Australia

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Who the Hell is Travis III and Why the Hell Should I Care? (updated with exciting new bonus content!)

The real Travis III is not actually called Travis III at all. The real Travis, whose name is Frank, lives in Cardiff, a small village in Norway, with his "loving" wife Yolanda, his cat, Mr Bollocks, his omnipotent catfish, Kenfu, and his large number of hats. As of 2008, he is 39 years old, and thinks his life is "alright". Since 1942, he has been one of the major driving forces behind the "Dredd Wharf" project. Whatever that is.
On a more personal level, Travis III has a lot of hobbies, which include listening to music, and loathing science fiction series and British comedy. especially "Blake's 7" of the former, and "Black Books" of the latter. His least favourite books include the "Hitchhiker's Guide" series and "The Time-Traveller's Wife". He is currently best known for being the king of all Londinia (most famous for his shiny hat and strict taxation laws that actually have no effect whatsoever on its population), a dimension that he himself created out of sheer boredom.
When he's not on Gaia, or doing above t'ings, Travis III will be most likely be found at the local bar, the Ninth Dark Blade Inn, tap-dancing and drinking wine, and in doing so pathetically attempting to accumulate enough cash to get that Longsword of 1 Kick Some Serious a** that he wanted for Christmas.
His star sign is Pisces. According to this week's horoscope, he should have been run over by that pigeon at least four hours ago.
At the moment, his favourite drink is that lovely Chai Tea Frappaccino one can get from Starbucks. That is, until they were all shut down due to some sort of non-existent government conspiracy bourne out of paranoia and such. He is currently addicted to the RPG Elvenkin//Destiny- Wings of the Duck: Offline.
His favourite colour is purple.


Why the frak is it called the "International" House Of Pancakes when it's restaurants are only located within only three nations; all within an extremely close proximity of one another? I am aware that the term technically applies, but it is very misleading and frustrating.

Travis III is My Oneness: The Journal of an Obsessive Fanboy

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This journal contains Travis III's alter ego's (no, I'm not giving anyone my name. If you want to murder me, you're going to have to try harder than that!) darkest and most thoroughly well-guarded secrets.

Everything you read below is a lie, and should be taken with a grain of salt

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Soccer4liife Report | 05/08/2011 2:32 pm
It's really a long story, but it's really nice and romantic heart
Soccer4liife Report | 05/07/2011 4:59 pm
itsthis spanish show.! xd
Soccer4liife Report | 05/07/2011 4:31 pm
good to hear! good luck too whee im watching cuidado angel.
Soccer4liife Report | 05/07/2011 4:24 pm
omg hay! sup?
Soccer4liife Report | 04/26/2011 7:58 am
part time. lol
the sleeping 0wl Report | 04/25/2011 2:27 am
this is about you from me.
absolutely 100% this is how i feel about you.

the sleeping 0wl Report | 04/25/2011 2:25 am
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the sleeping 0wl Report | 04/25/2011 2:17 am
hahahaha i love this song!! but the video is so ******** weird!!!! didnt know if you would like it or laugh your a** off like i did its just weird.

the sleeping 0wl Report | 04/23/2011 1:27 pm
babe this song is for you heart


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