Who the Hell is Travis III and Why the Hell Should I Care? (updated with exciting new bonus content!)The real Travis III is not actually called Travis III at all. The real Travis, whose name is Frank, lives in Cardiff, a small village in Norway, with his "loving" wife Yolanda, his cat, Mr Bollocks, his omnipotent catfish, Kenfu, and his large number of hats. As of 2008, he is 39 years old, and thinks his life is "alright". Since 1942, he has been one of the major driving forces behind the "Dredd Wharf" project. Whatever that is.
On a more personal level, Travis III has a lot of hobbies, which include listening to music, and loathing science fiction series and British comedy. especially "Blake's 7" of the former, and "Black Books" of the latter. His least favourite books include the "Hitchhiker's Guide" series and "The Time-Traveller's Wife". He is currently best known for being the king of all Londinia (most famous for his shiny hat and strict taxation laws that actually have no effect whatsoever on its population), a dimension that he himself created out of sheer boredom.
When he's not on Gaia, or doing above t'ings, Travis III will be most likely be found at the local bar, the Ninth Dark Blade Inn, tap-dancing and drinking wine, and in doing so pathetically attempting to accumulate enough cash to get that Longsword of 1 Kick Some Serious a** that he wanted for Christmas.
His star sign is Pisces. According to this week's horoscope, he should have been run over by that pigeon at least four hours ago.
At the moment, his favourite drink is that lovely Chai Tea Frappaccino one can get from Starbucks. That is, until they were all shut down due to some sort of non-existent government conspiracy bourne out of paranoia and such. He is currently addicted to the RPG Elvenkin//Destiny- Wings of the Duck: Offline.
His favourite colour is purple.
Why the frak is it called the "International" House Of Pancakes when it's restaurants are only located within only three nations; all within an extremely close proximity of one another? I am aware that the term technically applies, but it is very misleading and frustrating.