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 Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:18 pm
You need a level green pass to enter Section 13_
Retinal scan activated_
scanning_
Scan complete_
Welcome Agent_
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:19 pm
"Man..... I thought this was a top secret GiB testing facility.... not a G.I.B. run foood franchise......Why do we need a retinal scan to access this?!" Hi! Welcome to GIB Burger, home of the GIB Burger. Can I take your order?
 Menu
GiB Burgers
GiB Burger
Junior GiB Burger
GiB and Bacon CheeseBurger
GiB Burger of questionable origin
Expiremental Chemical Burger
Chicken Burger
Baby Ostrich Burger
Non-Burger GiB Burger
Chicken Nuggets
Zi Fingers
Salad
Sides
GiB Fries
GiB Curly Fries
GiB Hush Puppies
GiB Onion Rings
Drinks S-M-L-XL
GiB Burger Shake (Chocolate, Vanilla, Strawbery, and Mystery flavor)
LAWLS
Zurg
RedBino
Baby Oil
NeuralizingSoda
LAWLSenergy Smoothie
Little Agent's Meal
GiB Burger
Chicken Nuggets
Salad
*All little Agent's meals come with fries, a small drink, and a newly tested toy.
If you want to request a new menu item, we would be happy to oblige. You want fries with that, dude? So, you've stumbled into Section 13, and you've gotten past my very clever Security system. You must be a genius.
So, welcome to Section 13. To your left, you'll see our experimental lab, and to your right-- Well, I dunno what really goes on in there. Three doors down to the right is the bathroom. Be careful, 4 doors down is the Terminator.... read on
This Month's Little Agent Meal Toy
The highly expirememntal GiB Ray-Gun for little Agents comes in Blue, Pink, and Green! Now your little tikes can help save the world just like the Gaians in Black do everyday! Good luck little agents!.... Well.... You have to give the kids what they like.
I ask that you keep the GIB Burger thing going. We don't wanna blow Section 13's cover! (so write in white all TOP SECRETSection 13 stuff)
ALSOOOOOOOO! We're working on expanding Section 13 to include technology and robotics.... if you'd like to volunteer.
Dude? You gonna order or what?GIB BURGER HALL OF FAME JUNK! Red October Archangel PARENTS QUESTION WMDS IN GIB BURGER KID'S MEALSGaia Channel Six NewsSection 13 of the Gaians in Black has come under fire from parent's organizations over the prizes being included in its kid's meals at its restaurant locations. Still under scrutiny for its questionable food preparation techniques, Section 13, colloquially known as "GIB Burger," is now being criticized for including fully operational mobile suits and beam weapon systems as part of its "Little Agents" children's menu. Having recently signed several agreements with various military organizations (including, but not limited to, the Principality of Zeon, the Earth Federation Forces, the Anti-Earth Union Group, the Organization of the Zodiac, the Earth Alliance, the Zodiac Alliance of Freedom Treaty, and the Orb Union) to issue GIB-themed mobile suits to able-bodied youngsters, GIB Burger has raised the prices of its Little Agents' Meals to meet the costs of these armed and dangerous pack-ins. Many parents are furious. "I used to come to GIB Burger with my kids so I could get some fast food and a cheap toy to distract them for half an hour. Now, I'm shelling out upwards of half a million gold daily just for those thirty minutes. It pisses me off, but my children are now addicted to their food, so I have no choice in the matter. I had to sell an Angelic Halo just to pay for today's Little Agents' Meal." Online petitions supporting a boycott of the new program have been somewhat successful. As a result, GIB Burger is now offering "classic" Little Agents' Meals with a toy mobile suit priced similarly to what previous toys had in the past; the standard Little Agents' Meal, replete with giant robot, is still available as a menu item. In a related story, a ten-year-old boy was recently arrested for firing a buster rifle at the Durem clock tower, resulting in the deaths of approximately 100 Gaians. Further details are available in tomorrow's edition.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:20 pm
CONTEST]
cool We need our members working to invent a new brand of secret codes. You see, we've recently had a code breach. People without proper clearance have been able to read our conversations! I need you to work on new code to keep S13 secretive.
To test your code, I'd like you to write out a common nursery rhyme. We (the other members of S13) will try to figure out what that nursery rhyme is after I have enough submissions. The hardest nursery rhyme to figure out will be our winner. cool
Our menu hasn't changed in years. Suggest something tasty and maybe I'll give you a prize.
Reward: SDPlus #056 Concerned Citizen.
<3
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:21 pm
Section 13 News:
Our old Sec. 13 Head, Dr. PH34R is still missing! As acting Section 13 head, I suggest we still keep an eye out for the old man.
Test Subject No. 51998, recently discovered to have a chameleon like defense mechanism, is missing! If you trip over seemingly nothing, contact Agent Zi right away!
Be careful in the level G corridors, a few Gramsters and Grice seem to have escaped. They're mostly harmless. I'm thinking about letting loose some Grats to catch them... but I'm not sure if we are ready for that step as of yet.
Level Q has some unsuspected flooding. Still trying to figure that out.
Always use the intercom before entering level B. Weapon prototypes are being tested there, and I'd rather not have a dead agent on my hands.... lots of paper work.
Remember...... to stop by Level A for a debugging, medical physical, and complete body shower before going to the surface. We don't want anything infecting the surface.....
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:43 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:21 am
Sigh. -idlely plays with explosive equipment.-
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:17 am
-grins-
glad to see this back, honay.
I wanna see how many people figure out this message.
I'd like a little agent meal.
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:47 pm
No problemo -passes tori meal-
Yeah. We have quite a few new members. <3
What color toy would you like?
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:49 pm
ZiZiZiZi! D:
One of Agent Justice's old exper-
O HAY!
Can I get a LAWLSenergy Smoothie? :'D
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:56 pm
Oooh, can I get... *thinks*
Yess... Section 13 is love.
A GiB Burger? :]
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:57 pm
Zi:
We certainly do. Once they catch it, they'll be like "OMG! WHOA."
I would adore a blue one!
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:57 pm
Dalvar ZiZiZiZi! D:
One of Agent Justice's old exper-
O HAY!
Can I get a LAWLSenergy Smoothie? :'D Totally duuuuuuuude. I miss Justice. D:
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:59 pm
-hands out toy and food- There joo guys go <3
I stole this from Agent 007. He used to do this with his posts all of the time. Love that zurg.
Mmmmm How are we anyways?
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:04 pm
I'm doing well, what about you?
Haha, I remember that. Though that didn't end like we wanted, it was still fun.
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:06 pm
Magnesium Dioxide I'm doing well, what about you? Haha, I remember that. Though that didn't end like we wanted, it was still fun.Pretty good. I overselpt for work today.
You mean it didn't end with him proposing to me/Kuma/Raven? I totally agree.
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