OK, so I just picked up my ride from the repair shop. Here's the entire repair order:
New brake pads.
New rear light sockets.
New engine holders.
Replaced a leaking power steering tube.
Clean injectors.
Bodily fluids checked (oil, water, steering, brake, transmission...)
Replaced a pierced exhaust pipe.
Well, at least the car feels just like it used to be... the engine still coughs when I go hard on the throttle, but at least there ain't no major problems. I also took some time to bring DVDs so I can burn 60 GB out of 120 GB of all that s**t I downloaded from Megaupload over May and June.