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 Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 9:39 pm
Not on this day though.
Nine months ago
Ten ninjas were holding a pretty blond woman hostage in an abandoned warehouse. This woman's fiance wanted a hero to save her, but all he could find was good old Kcuf. However, General knew that one day, someone was going to kill him for good, and he needed someone to carry on his legacy, much like his own father Pimp McSlap.
So, he killed this fiance, and decided to rescue her. He jumped right through the wall, and just went berserk on all of the ninjas, crushing the eternal organs of each one of them with his spiked club. The woman looked at him, speechless.
"Your fiance is dead. Another thing, I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, b***h!"
He pimp slapped the woman.
Three hours later that day.
All that can be seen is the outside of the warehouse. A zipping noise is heard inside, and then General can be heard speaking.
"I'm going to keep an eye on you for the next nine months. So basically if you go to the GPD about this, I'm blowing them up and killing you after the baby's born."
Around nine months pass. The woman is in labor. Some time passes, and the baby is born. But wait, this isn't a regular baby...
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 9:45 pm
The baby is not born like a human baby would be. No, instead a few tentacles burst out through random areas of the woman's body, and a small creature exited it. It then began to bite every single doctor in the room, and would devour them afterwards. The little guy then ate his mother. He was finally full, and then looked up at General, who he recognized as his father.
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 9:48 pm
General looked down at his son and picked him up. He then left the room and entered the waiting lobby, looking at Jack and Phantom.
(Just assuming that the two of them would be there in this situation, plus I'm trying to speed up this mini RP here.)
With the same excitement a parent would say "it's a boy," or "it's a girl," General said...
"IT'S A MONSTER! And I'm gonna call him Jhonny. With an h after the J."
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 10:20 pm
"Holy mother of Jack! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!?" Jack said, acctually stepping behind Phantom for protection.
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 11:03 pm
Phantom rolled his eyes "are you deaf man? he just said a monster and it's adorable!" he cries out walking over to jhonny smiling "hey there I'm you're uncle phantom" he says tickling one of the critters tentacles gently "awww" phantom says looking at the creatures mouth "he's a carnivore, congratulations" he smiles Shadow Phantoms wise stands up standing next to jack having chuckling "you should have seen him when we last went to the swamp i had to threaten to withhold sex for him to leave all the hatchings" she whispers to him "looks like your the last one of us not to have kids" phantom smiles turning to jack briefly to smirk at him before turning back to the burstling "who's god father?" phantom asks looking up at general
(heheh this is a new side of phantom)
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 11:34 pm
The Godfather theme started to play out of nowhere.
"I doubt Jhonny really needs a godfather. I remember people like him back on the old planet, he has my uncle Floyd's teeth, and grandma Cookiebaker's tentacles."
He put Jhonny on his shoulder.
"Who wants to celebrate at Gold Mountain? Some of us aren't old enough to gamble, but who said we were gonna gamble!?"
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 11:35 pm
(Oh yeah, assume Jhonny grabbed that doctor thingy off of one of the surgeons he just devoured.)
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Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 12:39 am
Jack raised an eyebrow.
"Meh, children. Who needs seedlings anyway." Jack said, though he didn't mean it. He secretly wanted an heir, if for nothing more than to pass his wisdom of the world onto, and to give his legacy to. Its what his master did for him, why not continue the tradition?
Jack walked up to the 'thing' and looked it straight in the eye, which wasn't hard since it was on General's shoulder.
Suddenly a green vine-like tentacle slid up out of nowhere to grab one of the monsters and shake it.
"Im Jack, welcome to Gaia. Don't get any fancy ideas about world domination though. It might not be my kingdom, but I won't let anyone else take it for themselves either." Jack said with a smile. It was his way of saying 'Your alright, kid.'
The tentacle retracted back into Jack.
"Hes got a pretty strong grip. So, gold mountain it is then? Why not, I mean, its were we seem to do everything now adays. Makes me wonder why they don't just relocate...or close down completely."
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Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 9:54 am
Phantom looked from jack's tentacle to shadow and opened his mouth but before he could utter any words she said "no" sulking phantom sighs "ya sure gold mountain is fine" he says
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:39 am
Being only a few minutes old, Jhonny was only 2 feet tall or so. He didn't say anything, but picking up language would only take a few years or so.
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:40 am
Once they got to gold mountain phantom smirks licking his lips once everyone was inside the doors all locked and sealed themselfs "let's have a party" he chuckles
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:11 pm
General started it off by firing a beam of laser in a random direction, which blew up a few slot machines and people.
Jhonny clapped his tentacles together in amusement, and then hopped off his father's shoulder. He began to run around and eat people. He would digest these people by expelling green, acidic liquid from his tentacles, which seemed to make organic materials rot away. In time he'd be able to make it deteriorate non-organic materials as well.
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:33 pm
Phantom jumps onto someones back literally ripping their spin out of them
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:16 pm
Jhonny jumped onto a security guard, biting their head a few times until nothing was left. It then let out the acidic ink from its tentacles, turning the rest of the guy into a bunch of green, rotting flesh.
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:41 pm
Jack was leaning against a near-by slot machine.
"Thats the best you got Phantom? HA!" Jack laughs.
He quickly grabs a a person trying to run past him by the collar.
"Come here for a second, friend" He said.
He grabs the guy by the skull and rips it, along with the spine, completely out of the man's body and raises it into the air. A disembodied voice suddenly says "FATALITY."
"Hehehe, now thats how its done."
Jack the casually throws the skull and spine over his shoulder. It slams into a slot machine, causing money to start shooting out quickly at high velocities, imbeding themselves into people.
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