Quintilian
Oh man, so you all know that I am studying to become a professor of Roman antiquities BUT lately I have been considering Rabbinical school (Zedka is going to flip when she sees this, and Dee is going to think me a nutcase.. well, MORE of one). I try hard to keep Kashrut (dietary Jewish laws) and traditions as best that I can, but I am only a ger (not even). Sad!
In anycase, what do you kids wanna be when you grow up? Gladiators? Xena impersonators?
Oooh! Xena impersonator! Or ... or ... archaeologist, yes, that, or ... or ... US constitutional law scholar ... can be a member of the Illuminati, too? Please?
And I already know you're a nut-case, darling, no real thought necessary.