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person from heaven and he
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 Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:57 pm
In the Criminal Justice system, professional wrestling based offenses often go unlooked. Due to this, many professionaly wrestlers have banded together to form an eilte group, driven to punish each other for their peers crimes.
These are their stories.
Law and Order
Wrestler's Court
-c***k c***k-
We need your help to put these criminals behind bars. Tell us who you would like to see in Wreslter's Court and why, and we will try to do it Justice.
Writers: ProtoWolf 2.0, Ice_Hunter.
((P.S. Real WWE/TNA Wrestler's preferred.))
Current Cases being reviewed:
Hulk Hogan vs. John Cena (To be posted)
The FCC vs. Jeff Hardy
WWE+TNA vs. Mark Henry
The United States Government vs. The Undertaker
WWE vs. Sharkboy, Eric Young, Abyss, Jay Lethal, James Mitchell, Judas Masias, Kip and BJ James for gimmick infringement.
United States Government vs. Steve Austin
Class Action Lawsuit against Stacey Keibler
Edge vs. WWE
((More to come))
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:48 pm
Seeing that I haven't seen your mother in a wrestling ring, I'm casting my vote for...
Jeff Hardy, charging him for using the IC title belt to hold his pants up.
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:53 pm
John Cena, for remaining under contract, whilst still fully sucking.
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:50 pm
hardcorehelpings John Cena, for remaining under contract, whilst still fully sucking. Don't you worry about John Cena. We've fabricated a case specifically to handle this peice of garbage.
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:22 pm
The fact that ECW's two main eventers are Kane and Chavo Guerrero.
And seriously, does anyone give a s**t about the Undertaker's record? That shows that he can kiss the third-to-most a** (John Cena and Triple H ahead greatly.)
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:20 pm
Mark Henry, for still sucking after at least 10 years in the WWE! rofl
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:28 pm
Cartwright Mark Henry, for still sucking after at least 10 years in the WWE! rofl I personally want to see him as a face. When he faced up against Khali. The crowd was cheering a s**t load for Henry.
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:57 pm
Chris Jericho.
For acting like he'd take Orton down a notch and win the WWE Title and then f*cking off to the IC Title!
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person from heaven and he
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:26 pm
I should probably clarify this a bit. It's much funnier when it has something to do with a legal presedent.
i.e. The Undertaker faking death for tax evasion purposes (Which by the way is comming).
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 7:43 pm
Batista for saying that HBK did wrong in his match by ending Ric flairs job when Ric asked HBK to not go easy on him
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:37 am
Randy Orton's attepmted grand theft auto, covering it up by taking a s**t in a girl's purse.
Steve Austin for about 1,000 DUIs
Eric Young, Sharkboy, Jay Lethal for copyright infringement
Buh Buh Ray and Devon Dudley charged with murder 1 of Paul Bearer
HHH for necrophelia in regards to Katie Vick
Lita for adultery....wait, that's a commandment, does that count?
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:07 am
Kronik Randy Orton's attepmted grand theft auto, covering it up by taking a s**t in a girl's purse. Steve Austin for about 1,000 DUIs Eric Young, Sharkboy, Jay Lethal for copyright infringement Buh Buh Ray and Devon Dudley charged with murder 1 of Paul Bearer HHH for necrophelia in regards to Katie Vick Lita for adultery....wait, that's a commandment, does that count? "Thank you... -sniff- I- I love you..." -Gir, Invader Zim
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:13 pm
Mark henry, for stealing hersheys 'sexual chocolate' saying..
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:36 pm
timhaynie Cartwright Mark Henry, for still sucking after at least 10 years in the WWE! rofl I personally want to see him as a face. When he faced up against Khali. The crowd was cheering a s**t load for Henry. It would be different, the last time he was face was in 2002! xd
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person from heaven and he
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 1:38 pm
Lots of Henry haters here. We'll add that to his list of charges we already have on him.
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