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 Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:44 pm
"I'm just calling to let you know that you've disapointed me, child. Over the years. I just.. That's all."
I was having lunch. I don't answer the phone 'cause it's rarely for me and the machine takes better messages. Someone left that message. I am a very confused lad.
Theories:
-I'm adopted, and that was my real father.
-Holy s**t, Jesus called me on the phone.
-In the future I will have the ability to call myself in the past.
-I've let another stalker down.
-A secret organization has been monitoring me for possible recruitment, but I didn't make the grade.
-wrong number? (probably not!)
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:51 pm
Wow, that is probably the weirdest message I've ever heard.
It's one of those ones where you just don't really know what to make of it...Like is this for realz? o__O And who the freak leaves something that emotional on an answering machnie?!
Vagueness bugs me. :X I'd *69 and find out the number and call back. Jeeeez, haha.
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:15 pm
Wow, that is not exactly something that anyone would expect to get on their answering machine. Hard to say which of your theories it might be, or another one altogether. Personally, my money's on the secret organization. But don't worry, they didn't even have dental.
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:46 pm
Cricetian Theories: -I'm adopted, and that was my real father. -Holy s**t, Jesus called me on the phone. -In the future I will have the ability to call myself in the past. -I've let another stalker down. -A secret organization has been monitoring me for possible recruitment, but I didn't make the grade. -wrong number? (probably not!) I'm sorry, this just had me laughing SO hard! rofl heart
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:09 pm
omg! I'm choking on my own spit, I'm laughing so hard! Funniest thing I've heard all week! I even read it out to my granny, and she is in hysterics. Thanks for sharing that one with us.
It's so tragic, but at the same time, dang! xd
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:34 pm
It was you Kninja
He's disappointed that you decided too use Cricetian more surprised
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:02 am
This is odd..even in the oddverse. I would see if you can find out who left the message and if it means anything to you. Do you recognize the voice? Maybe you have an old friend that has been checking up on you through a secret organization or stalking and is disappointed you haven't done what they wanted? Perhaps you have a child you never knew about?
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:38 pm
Arlyana This is odd..even in the oddverse. I would see if you can find out who left the message and if it means anything to you. Do you recognize the voice? Maybe you have an old friend that has been checking up on you through a secret organization or stalking and is disappointed you haven't done what they wanted? Perhaps you have a child you never knew about? I thought the voice sounded kind of like what I sound like on the phone, my mom thought it might have been my brother, but I've talked to him online since. I also heard what sounded like a wee bit of an english accent on a few words, though it's hard to confirm a slight accent with such a short message. If I have a child that I don't know about, it would take it to an absurd level of strange eek First off, he couldn't be much older than like 9 at the most, and then he'd have to be some sort of test tube baby or something.
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:59 pm
rofl *laughing so hard right now*
Maybe it was another one of your time-travel babies, Kninja? rofl
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:42 am
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:49 pm
But why would your brother being referring to anyone in your house as 'child'? I doubt it is him. The time travel option seems more likely; we should take this us with Stephen Hawking, he could explain that.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:35 pm
*gasp* Didn't you know? Kninja's actually my father!
(It was all explained in a lengthy letter he gave me at christmas)
Life all made sense after that! 3nodding
He obviously had more children than he knew about!
Or mahbeh, his father also used time-travel, and is dissapointed in the fact that Kninja has not found the time machine yet. 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 1:38 pm
I've heard of these infamous Kninja/Naito letters. Is drooling to be a nosey parker and desirous to read them surprised
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:54 pm
Wow, that is messed up. That sounds like the wrong number to me. Does your phone have caller I.D.? Maybe you can see if it was from a number you know. Or it could be a prank? I've gotten stupid messages from people calling the wrong number and some freaked me out.
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:57 pm
Zathura I've heard of these infamous Kninja/Naito letters. Is drooling to be a nosey parker and desirous to read them surprised Not letterS, just letter. There is only one rofl
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