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 Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:09 pm
Post some ******** Wang Fire.
The universe was created to house Wang Fire's manliness. It failed.
Wang Fire's p***s was the inspiration for the Great Drill.
But the great drill is only 1/8th scale of Wang Fire's p***s.
TO WANG FIRE.
Also, STICKY'D FOR GREAT, WANGLIKE JUSTICE.
For you guys who are not creative, just take un-LULZy Chuck Norris jokes, lop off the Chuck Norris-y parts and substitute in Wang Fire for instant LULZ.
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:16 pm
Looking into Wang Fire's eyes is like looking directly into the abyss. You gain enlightenment before you spontaneously combust.
TO WANG FIRE.
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[Hollow Point] Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:19 pm
Wang Fire does not wear a condom, because there is no such thing as protection from Wang Fire.
TO WANG FIRE.
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:26 pm
A major energy drink company once asked Wang Fire to make his urine into a beverage. That beverage today is now known as Red Bull.
TO WANG FIRE!
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:35 pm
Wang Fire once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
TO WANG FIRE.
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:39 pm
Wang Fire once went to India. Ghandi stopped eating for several days.
TO WANG FIRE!
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[Hollow Point] Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:41 pm
Wang Fire is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
TO WANG FIRE!
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:48 pm
Rush had this to say about Wang Fire:
A modern-day warrior
Mean mean stride,
Todays Wang Fire
Mean mean pride.
Though his mind is not for rent,
Dont put him down as arrogant.
His reserve, a quiet defense,
Riding out the days events.
The river
And what you say about his company
Is what you say about society.
Catch the mist, catch the myth
Catch the mystery, catch the drift.
The world is, the world is,
Love and life are deep,
Maybe as his eyes are wide.
Todays Wang Fire,
He gets high on you,
And the space he invades
He gets by on you.
No, his mind is not for rent
To any God or government.
Always hopeful, yet discontent,
He knows changes arent permanent,
But change is.
And what you say about his company
Is what you say about society.
Catch the witness, catch the wit,
Catch the spirit, catch the spit.
The world is, the world is,
Love and life are deep,
Maybe as his skies are wide.
Exit the warrior,
Todays Wang Fire,
He gets high on you,
And the energy you trade,
He gets right on to the friction of the day.
TO WANG FIRE!
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[Hollow Point] Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:44 pm
(Mind you I can't tell good jokes so just like bear with me here ~ sweatdrop )
WANG FIRE MAKES ALL MEN LOOK LIKE BOYS.
THEY ARE SHAMED TO BE IN HIS PRESENCE
THEY LOOK AT THE FLOOR BECAUSE THEY CANNOT
BE MORE OF A MAN THAN WANG FIRE.
ALL WOMEN ADORE HIM.
BOYS, WISH THEY WERE HIM.
TO WANG FIRE.
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:46 pm
@Morgan: LOL, RUSH. YUM.
Wang Fire won a pissing contest against a Russian race horse.
TO WANG FIRE!
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[Hollow Point] Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:16 pm
Contrary to prior belief Wang Fire can't do everything, he can't lose. Ever.
TO WANG FIRE!
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:54 pm
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. Then, Wang Fire turned that wine into beer.
TO WANG FIRE.
@Morgan: Prior to contrary belief? LOL, WUT? Itsn't it "Contrary to prior belief"?
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[Hollow Point] Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:15 pm
Wang Fire does not require sleep, he only requires copious amounts of electricity to keep himself charged.
TO WANG FIRE!
Ah, yes! You're right. Heh. I'm a little tired today, my cough meds make me high. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:18 pm
Wang Fire does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
TO WANG FIRE.
'sall good. We've all been there. Life is so much more fun on some meds, isn't it?
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[Hollow Point] Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:20 pm
Wang Fire does not do Cocaine, for it would require all of Peru for him to get a buzz.
TO WANG FIRE!
Yeah, too bad I have this damn cough.
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