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Triska

 
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:21 pm


No Image: I want Fibuli! Where's my Fibuli?!




Speaker call: Hey, Fibuli. Get your butt to the bridge. The Captain is in one of his bad moods.




No Image: Can I have some intelligence here?




User Image : It's a low budget Dr. Who episode. This is about as much intelligence as you're going to get.




No Image: Phooy




User Image : I have the reports here, sir.




No Image: You're 30 seconds late.




User Image : And people say I'm uptight.
User Image : Now I'm going to go into great detail over what has been processed, and how nice and pretty they are, and that everything is in perfect order.




No Image: I'm not satisfied.




User Image : You're only satisfied when your ear drums pop out.




No Image: WHAT WAS THAT?!




User Image : Nothing, sir.




No Image: I want Vasilium.




User Image : Hey, this place may have it.




No Image: Lets go.




User Image : I may have brought it to your attention, but I don't think it's a good idea.




No Image: Lets go. Or Polly will have another play toy.




User Image : Ok, going, sir.
User Image : Now you see my dreaded face. And now I'm going to be dooping these people yet again. I DECLARE A NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW GOLDEN AGE! SO BE HAPPY! I'M SURE WE CAN GET MORE EXTRAS FOR THE NEXT EPISODE SO IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THERE ARE ONLY 7 CITIZENS! NOW, I'M GOING TO REPEAT MYSELF! I LOVE DOING THAT!
User Image : Lets see what's on the telly. Oh looky what we've found.
User Image : My head hurts.
User Image : IF YOU THINK LIFE CAN'T GET ANY BETTER! IT JUST DID!
User Image : Let's get this kid.

((Stay toned for the next scene))
PostPosted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:55 pm


User Image : Alright, I have the first piece of the Key of Time. I did a really good job back there.
User Image : Actually you did a really bad job.
User Image : After this one, the others are a piece of pie.
User Image : Cake, Master.
User Image : Pardon?
User Image : The line here clearly states that it will be......
User Image : I know that the line says thank you very much. Now, I'm going to put the this segment into an old boot here and stuff it into this locker. Nobody could figure this one out.

User Image : Hmmm. Interesting. So instead of placing the Radial Clink into the left cracker, it goes into the right.
User Image : What are you doing?
User Image : figuring out how to use your oven so I can make cake.
User Image : Oh, not you too. Didn't you learn all of this over at the academy?
User Image : I wasn't into antiques.
User Image : Oh this is terrible!
User Image : I know. My upside down cake came out right side up.
User Image : Not that. This thing is saying that we need to get to work again. But that's not the bad part.
User Image : What is the bad part?
User Image : It's going to be absolutely boring. Nothing interesting at all on this planet Calufrax. Just a frozen wasteland. There's nothing exciting about this. How can we have a Dr. Who adventure with something this boring?
User Image : How about another planet landing on top of it? That should make it exciting.
User Image : That is the silliest idea you have. I hope it happens. Alright, I'm going to land this thing now.
User Image : But you're saposse to set the synchronic feedback. The book said that if you don't set it.....
User Image : I've been flying this thing for 523 years. I think I know what I'm doing.
User Image :You're even forgetting the multi-loop stabilizer.
User Image : Here. Let me make this simple. (pulls page out and eats it.)
User Image : Was eating it in the script?
User Image : No. All this talk of cake has made me hungry. Now, I am going to land this thing perfectly well. You just watch. *Crash* We're not materializing!
User Image : Danger Will Roberson. Danger.
User Image : Wrong show K9.
User Image : I just wanted to show those casting directors that I can do a far better job than that canister.
User Image : Ow, I smacked my lip.

(( Stay toned for what happens next ))

Triska

 
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Triska

 
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:08 pm


User Image : You're not incompetent ideates. You're foolish imbeciles!
Triska: I feel like my brain just fried up.
User Image : There is nothing to worry about, sir. There is some damage, but not so bad. Some freak of nature took place. As if the transportation of this planet isn't a freak in itself.
User Image : I have no time for this idle chat. *Looks at scanner* Now this makes more sense. For ten second the entire fabric of the space-time continuum was ripped apart. Now Mr. Fibuli, you are to find out how it happened.


User Image : I am not incapable of admitting that I'm wrong. I'm just saying that I am not wrong.
User Image : And you expect me to believe that.
User Image : There's a logical explanation for this. Something was jammed and it was not placed on the proper material.
User Image : You mean the multi-loop stabilizer.
User Image : No you silly. You don't put jam on the multi-loop stabilizer. You put it on bread.
User Image : I see. May I have a go at it?
User Image : You mean by the strict orderly way of the page that no longer exists? Go right ahead. *ducks and cover*
User Image : Alright, setting everything in properly. Here we go. *smooth landing* What do you think of that?
User Image : Well, done. What do you think, K9?
User Image : It's the best I have seen on this vesicle.
User Image : ....... thanks.
User Image : I've brought up Calufrax on the monitor.
User Image : I've told you. There's nothing to see but a frozen wasteland.
User Image : Seems very pretty to me.
User Image : You foolish girl. You brought us to a different planet.
User Image User Image User Image User Image
User Image : And there seems to be something wrong with K9.

(( Stay toned for the next scene. Till then, I would like to hear your impute on this. Is it lacking anything? Or too much of something else ))
PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:17 am


Wow... you must have spent a lot of time on that. Cool. Err... what are you going to use for that robot owl thing?

Hairy Priest
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Triska

 
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:10 pm


I'll figure that one out when I get to that. Sorry for falling behind on working on it. Been busy. But I'll get the next part up as soon as possible.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:06 pm


Hahaha.
I'll never see this episode the same way again. Actually, I probably will...
Er...Well done anyway.

Travis III

 
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Triska

 
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:46 am


User Image : We must convert the boy. Do the chant.
User Image : Uchi Uchi Yeah yeah Baby!
User Image : No no no. Everyone goes in a circle saying "Life force dieing." Everyone with me now.





User Image : *somewhere between a groan and a scream.* There are voices in my head.
User Image : Stop it. You're being silly.
User Image : What are we to do? Pralex, tell me.
User Image : Don't ask. Don't tell. I know this is bad, but I don't want to know why.
User Image : And why is that?
User Image : Ignorance is bliss.





User Image : After looking everything over, I can't help but to find that this IS where we are going.
User Image : Meaning I was right.
User Image : Meaning that there's something wrong. Right time. Right location. Wrong planet.
User Image : That doesn't make any sense. Why are you smiling?
User Image : I'm smiling because I got my wish.





User Image : *singing in lullaby tone.* Sweet little Praylax, don't say a word. Captains going to send guards with bleating guns.
User Image : They did that to father.
User Image : Don't start that up. It's better that they don't know about this.
User Image : Why is this happening?
User Image : Don't ask. Remember. Even if is sounds silly, even idiotic, but ignorance is bliss.
User Image : Someone is coming.
User Image : Quick, cover up...... Ya de da de da. Nothing happening here.
User Image : Yes in deed, the hansom chap has entered the room.
User Image : *swoons* Kimus, I'm so glad you're here.
User Image : What's wrong with Mr. Coco here.
User Image : LIFE FORCE DIEING! LIFE FORCE DIEING!
User Image : Oh.
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