some of my fave quotes-
"you nick-named my daughter after the loch ness monster?!"
-Bella
"Suuure you're not hungry, nessie, you're just afraid i'll catch the biggest one." -Jacob
"why am i covered in feathers?"
"i might have bitten a pillow or two." -Edward and bella
"two passports- jacob wolfe and vanessa wolfe. jacob will love the wolf part."
-bella
" her ability is like a shield"
"what did you just call my wife?!" -Edward and someone from another clan
"i'll need to owe Esme another bedframe."
-Edward
"we'll play rock paper scissors."
"can't you just tell me who wins?"
"i win, great."
-Alice and Edward
I know many more also. i'm a total twi-hard fan.