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 Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:27 am
[NPC] Cindy Dononinh  Welcome to Gaia Action 9 News! Action 9 is proud to offer this very special transmission: we have secured an interview with Gaia's most prominent celebrity, the talented Ron Bruise. With him are some very special guests who have graciously agreed to appear on camera for the very first time. Would you all care to introduce yourselves?
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:29 am
[NPC] Ron Bruise  Yeah! Hi! It's such a treat to finally meet with my biggest fans! These guys came a long way to talk to me, but this is the first time we've had a chance to sit down and chat! Oh man, it's great to be here! Hi Cindy! Whoooooo!
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:31 am
[NPC] alien_mothership  It is a pleasure to speak with you, Gaian newswoman. It is also a pleasure to finally meet Mr. Ron Bruise. We greatly enjoy his entertainment modules. Allow me to introduce my family. These are a few of my many children: 02, 05, 06, 07, 11, and 12.
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:32 am
[NPC] alien_ufo_02  h...haar ro, s...s...sin..die.
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:34 am
[NPC] alien_ufo_05 Shut up, 02! Speak only when the situation requires it! Ahem... Hello, Gaians! I am gratified to be among such fat, pleasant morsels.
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:34 am
[NPC] alien_ufo_06 Greetings, foul-smelling primates! I hope our superiority does not offend your savage sensibilities.
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:35 am
[NPC] alien_ufo_07 Don't be rude, 06. We need to let the Gaians know that we mean them no harm. They have expressed some concerns about our intentions, and calling them "primates" won't allay their fears!
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:36 am
[NPC] ufo_alien_11 Sometimes telling the truth is the only charitable thing to do, 07. And the truth is that Gaians are foul primates, right? It would be unfair to them, in the long run, if we shielded them from the fact that they are inferior, stinking apes.
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:37 am
[NPC] alien_ufo_12 Hi Gaians! Seriously, don't listen to 06 and 11, they're just kidding around! We're nice guys! Really!
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:38 am
[NPC] Cindy Donovinh Well... yes... anyway, I understand that you've expressed an interest in meeting acting legend Ron Bruise for quite some time. What business do you have with Mr. Bruise?
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:39 am
[NPC] alien_mothership Our preliminary research of Gaia consisted largely of material relating to Ron Bruise. Zurg is very distant from Gaia; somehow, only transmissions relating to Ron Bruise reached our world. It is as if the only intergalactic transmissions coming from Gaia were tales of Ron Bruise's exploits. When we saw that Mr. Bruise had saved the world many times and loved many women, we assumed that Ron Bruise was of great importance to your culture. He also has such a large head... clearly, his evolution is advanced.
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:40 am
[NPC] Ron Bruise Wow! I'm so flattered that you came so far to meet me! Do you guys want any autographs?
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:44 am
[NPC] alien_ufo_06 Silence, mammal! We've come to realize that you have little to offer us! Your giant head is just as empty as any other Gaian ape's skull. Perhaps more so!
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:45 am
[NPC] alien_mothership Now be nice, 06. Ron Bruise may not be the leader of Gaia, but he is of great cultural importance.
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:46 am
[NPC] Cindy Donovinh How did you manage to see so many Ron Bruise movies?
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