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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 5:07 pm
On the day of the from first to last crew Ricky Terror was found on his bed in his boxers playing Halo the whole night for atleast 17 hours straight.Sir Travis Richter was filming him in the amazing act.Although they smelled like a skunk's a**.Ricky's eyes were blood shot red from the lack of blinking and Sir Travis was flinching for trying to hold his pee the whole time.The bed was messy and was covered with Doritos and ice coffee.On the other side of the compact room was another bed with there roommate,Christopher, was watching Harry Potter on their apple laptop.They were consumed in the nicotin encrusted electronics that were taking over there small apartment.Even Matt was consumed in his small Side Kick.Now you may be wondering "omg where is Derek or Manning?".Well if you ask me they are trying to fix their toilet since earlier Manning took a huge dump in the morning and now is sick with diarrhea.Here is how it happened: Yesterday Sir Travis went to get some "groceries"(groceries in his terms is frozen t.v dinners,beer,milk,chips and cereal).When Travis reached Super Walmart he decided to go to the chips section.At the time he got there his eyes widened like a kid seeing santa claus for the first time.Sir Travis was amazed with what he saw.It was literally chip heaven.If you went into Travis's mind you'll see him visualize chips and naked girls,thats how much he was amazed.His hands grabbed the nearest shopping cart and stuffed it with a plethra of Doritos and Pringles(his main food groups),then he went to the frozen foods section.He was so eager that the ran with the shopping cart and rode on the egdes.Although he soon found out that it was hard to steer the cart in that fashion by ramming into the freezers and chipping some glass off of the windows.People around him stared in an evil glare as if they wanted to rip his intestines out.But Sir Travis didn't seem to care,he didn't notice that he chipped some glass off the window.After Sir travis's shopping mishap he left superwalmart and went to the apartment.When he got there Manning was straving.so he took most of Sir Travis's chips and ate them in a 7 hour period.Leading to his dumping problems.....................to be continued
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:50 pm
Really strange and werid. But seeing I am strange and weird, that was a awesomly funny story! Gimme more!
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