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PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:42 pm


Yeah so here we tell all of our great band nerd moments


ahh i member when we had an oboe he would play one note and a few seconds later nothing came out he was like im playing im playing it i promise then SQUEAKKKKKKK, i found the note it was now in my ear we laughed for a long time and i said hello im death here everyones like yeah thats what makes it funniest XDD
PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 6:05 pm


One time I lost my flute...
Turns out they hid it in the Tuba!
I was mad.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:36 pm


One time one of my friends came out of the band closet with his instrument and a green thong on his head, without a shirt on. I've never seen so much white in one place, it ought to be illegal...
PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 8:24 pm


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One time one of my friends came out of the band closet with his instrument and a green thong on his head, without a shirt on. I've never seen so much white in one place, it ought to be illegal...


I take it he was pale?

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:09 pm


Once i walked into the band room during 7th period (Last period of the day) to get my Trombone. Well 7th period is when eighth graders have band (I was in seventh at the time) so of course the 8th graders are running around like crazed idiots. Well, my cousin was in the eighth grade band at the time and I couldn't find my Trombone, and he'd hidden it from me before. I went to go find him so see if he knew where it was but I couldn't, but I knew he was at school because I'd seen him that day in the hall. So I go to look in the drum closet to see if someone had put it there for whatever reason and I like, freaked out because here's my cousin just sitting where the bass drum usually goes. I was like "WTF ANDY, WTH ARE YOU DOING THERE!?!?!?" And he's just like, "Oh, I got locked in again, thanks for opening the door. WTFH!?!?!?!?!?! gonk
PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:11 pm


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One time one of my friends came out of the band closet with his instrument and a green thong on his head, without a shirt on. I've never seen so much white in one place, it ought to be illegal...


I take it he was pale?


More pale then a white sheet.

BassBoy1313


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:40 pm


*sigh*
I was explaining, to my friends, how difficult it was to both march, use a lot of air, and blow while fingering the fast passages in my music as the only first trumpet this year, gonk they never let me finish1 Theyre always laughing too hard!!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:41 pm


Oh, and if you dont get the joke you either live under a rock or you are beyon band geek status, more like band....antisocial.....music is the only language I speak kid.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:35 pm


At one point I was claimed to 'not be good enough for concert band' so I was placed in a fundamentals class. Now, first let me explain the teacher.
Mr. Singleterry was one of the assistant band directors and always acted like he had a stick up his a**. Don't get me wrong, some members of the brass do like him, but not many others. This man hardly ever smiled, and when he did, it sent a chill up your spine. So, I am here with this teacher and several other slacker students. He has Caressa up at the front of the class and was instructing her in something; I forgot what.
He puts his hands on her shoulders and kinda makers her bend her knees, as did he. As they re-extended their legs, Mr. Singleterry's knees popped really loud! Caressa, whith out really thinking, blurts out, "So that's why they call you Papa Singleterry!".
I swear to god, this stick-up-the-a** instructor burst out laughing and couldn't recompose himself. He finally gave up, sat down at his desk and just chuckled. We had the next few days off more or less because every time Caressa looked at him funny, he would start laughing again.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:09 pm


One of our saxophones (who's a guy) had to be Mama from 'A Raisin in the Sun.'

Well, he had a green and yellow bra with him. He attempted to wear it in class.

He almost did, until the orchestra teacher walked in. She took one look, and walked back out the door. Then, our teacher walked in, took one look at him, and laughed. She said, "As much as I know you'd like to wear it, Chris, it'd be distracting to everyone around you." Mrs. Esposito made him take it off.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:17 am


HAHA YES BAND CAMP praticing and the tubas are dancing and moving fast and than one fell over did a dominos effect.
PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:43 pm


Ahhhhha ,
i remember when we were
first introduced to the f sharp ,
and this really dumb guy that plays teh
trumpet , and my teacher asked
how do you know the f is sharp ?
and Kyle (dumb guy)
said ..
"OH OH ! i know !
it's a sharp becuase it has that
thingy in the signature . " biggrin
and we're like . " WTH ? "

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:11 pm


Once, while my band director was talking to us, this kid was messing with his saxaphone. a few minuites later he starts screaming and we all look at him and he got his finger stuck in his saxaphone. it was HILARIOUS!
PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:30 pm


ok, so we dont really have a "band camp", but like a week b4 skool starts we go and get the music for the halftime show (football) and start practicing with everybody. and one ot the tenor saxs went and climbed this 15ft pole in the cafiteria and actually figured out how to go all the way around on the top. then a tuba tried it...he didnt do so well.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 6:30 pm


lol crazy band moments....
1. the bus on the way to contest we went through 99 bottles of beer on the wall XD by the end of the song we were like all in harmony and everything, it was great.
2. when we were playing this really awesome song (forgot name) everyone just started dancing whenever we had rests and it was flippin hilarious.
3 when people were getting ready for solo-ensemble we had a free day, and about 6 of us got in a circle with chairs and tried to play hacky-sack(sp) but then our band director came out and we had to hide it. so as we sat there waiting for him to leave again i spoke up and said "hello, my name is wisper, and im a drug addict" (of course im not really lol) but then we started going around and introducing ourselves. when the director finally went back to his office we started playing again and the hacky-sack hit me in the head.....^-^
there has got to be more but that is all i can think of right now 3nodding
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