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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE

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Awiergan Resurrection
Vice Captain

PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:12 pm


NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
EVERY PERSON IN THIS WORLD CAN'T RESIST MY PLOW
AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE TO TALK ABOUT MY KIT
YOU'LL LIKE THE WAY IT LOOKS...I GUARANTEE IT.

IN NEW YORK CITY, BORN AND RAISED
POLISHING MY PISTOL'S HOW I SPENT MY DAYS
FINGERING, TINKERING, TOUCHING UP MY TOOL
CLEANING IT AND MAKING ALL THE LOVELY LADIES DROOL
WHEN SUPERMAN FELL FROM THE SKIES ABOVE, SAID,
"I CAN PWN YOUR PURPLE-HELMETED WARRIOR OF LOVE".
SO I GAVE HIM A TASTE OF MY PILE-DRIVING PLEXUS AND REALIZED,
"I SHOULD MAKE MEN'S SUITS IN TEXAS".

I HAILED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
IT HAD A STICKER THAT SAID "OBJECTS SMALLER IN MIRROR".
SAID I TO THE CABBIE "I CAN PROVE THAT WRONG!"
SO I SHOWED THE GOOD SIR MY SIZEABLE SCHLONG
IT VERILY WAS A SIGHT THAT HE JUST COULDN'T QUIT
AND THAT'S WHEN I FIRST PROCLAIMED, "I GUARANTEE IT!"

I PULLED UP TO MY MANSION WITH A TRUCK OF WOMEN
AND GAVE THEM ALL A TASTE OF MY OMNIPOTENT SEMEN
LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM AND KNEW I WOULD FIT
AND THAT'S HOW I CAME TO SAY, "I GUARANTEE IT".
PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:13 pm


Be an example to your men,
in your duty and in private life. Never spare yourself,
and let the troops see that you don't in your endurance
of fatigue and privation.


HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. LAST NIGHT I UNSHEATHED MY MUNGO MAN SPOUT FROM MY JEANS AND FLOPPED IT DOWN IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER - YOUR SENILE DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOUR TAPPED AT HER CEILING BECAUSE OF THE CLAMOR. YOUR MOM WAS BARELY ABLE TO NIBBLE AT MY PLUMP, PRODIGIOUS MEMBER BEFORE I GRABBED IT LIKE A LASSO AND SMACKED HER ACROSS THE FACE SO HARD SHE FLEW, SPINNING, ONTO THE BED BENT OVER - AWAITING THE ADMISSION OF MY THROBBING ACREAGE OF FLESH. SHE COULD ONLY TAKE 30 SECONDS OF HALF MY SCROTAL CAMEL BEFORE SHE FAINTED. I FINISHED UP AND BESTOWED A STUNNING LIKENESS OF THE POPE ON HER BACK IN BABY SPACKLE. I USED HER TOOTH BRUSH AS TOILET PAPER AND LEFT A QUARTER ON HER a**. SHE CALLED ME FOUR TIMES TODAY. I GUARANTEE IT.

Always be tactful and well-mannered and teach your
subordinates to do the same. Avoid excessive
sharpness or harshness of voice, which usually
indicates the man who has shortcomings of his own to hide.

Rommel_Desert_Fox
Vice Captain


Bant Gothic Waffle

Genius

PostPosted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:17 pm


Best copypasta ever.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:47 am


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SHUT THE ******** UP ZIMMER. I CAN’T TAKE YOUR SHOUTING DUE TO BEING TOO TIRED FROM ******** 100 WOMEN INCLUDING YOUR WIFE IN THE a**s LAST NIGHT! NATURALLY, I SHOT A LOAD WHITER AND MORE ABUNDANT THAN 500 BUCKETS OF OXI-CLEAN! MY ******** PATENTED CLEANING FORMULA CLEANED EVERY ******** STAIN THAT I LEFT ON YOUR BED LAST NIGHT!

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:48 am


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STOP USING YOUR FUKING MOUTHS TO SPEAK LIES YOU RETARDED CUNTS! INSTEAD, USE THEM TO STUFF YOUR FACE WITH MY DELICIOUS ******** POPCORN THE WAY I WAS STUFFING BOTH OF YOUR WIVES FACES WITH IT LAST NIGHT! THATS RIGHT ********! MY GOLDEN BUTTERY BALLS WERE BEING STUFFED INTO YOUR WIVES’ MICROWAVE OVENS USING MY MOUTHWATERING ARTIFICIAL BUTTER FOR LUBRICATION!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:49 am


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HI IT’S VINCE WITH SHAMWOW. I ******** ALL THREE OF YOUR WIVES LAST NIGHT AND USED THE ******** SHAMWOW I CARRY EVERYWHERE WITH ME TO CLEAN UP THE j**z STAINS ALL OVER THEM AND YOUR BEDS. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THEY LOVED MY NUTS. I HOPE THEY LOVE HERPES!

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