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 Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 4:15 pm
Step right up! Have a bad luck/embarrising/clumsy/klutz story to tell? Do it here! Show the other members (like me) they're not alone in the bad luck/embarrising/clumsy/klutz department!!!
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:07 pm
I have a special knack to either fall, get hurt or break something... this one takes the crazy cake,
Today 12:10 am, everybody happy, New Year! New Year! I sit in front of my Christmas tree (it's artificial) I look at one of it's branches, it looks a bit too bent, so I grab it to straighten it... it breaks in my hand... I look at my mom, well this is a new world record, 10 minutes into the year and I already break something xp
On falls, too many to count, so I think one the best (painful), which oddly not many people saw... I was at my schoolyard, and SOMEBODY (my 5 friends) decide, SHOE WAR! Basically, you take somebody's shoe and don't give it back, making that person chase you on one shoe... and in my anger/ trying to get my shoe move, I started hopping in one foot, on a downward slope, and I slipped... face down... oww! I stood up, and they still didn't give me my shoe! Until someone dropped it (didn't catch it) and I grabbed it... oy gravity likes me, and that one, was a simple one...
Ah, this one is complex, but it's what normally happens to me...
I was one day at the mall while my mom was at the bank; I was looking at a new purse perfect for ds, psp, and mp4 combo and spacious. I had it, then I looked at some scrunchies, I touched a pair and the mirror by the side fell to the floor as well as a headband. I bent to pick it up, and the bag I was using slide to the floor, while the strap, wrapped my legs... I thought, great, I slowly bend and grab the headband and mirror, then I lost my balance. sweatdrop I went forward, then back, then forward, until my forehead stopped at a glass corner display case, in other words WHAMM! After losing brain parts for half a sec, I put the headband and scrunchie back from where they fell, and I saw in the corner of the store A) the clerk stiffling from laughter and B) the store's security camera...
Yeah, that's pretty much my life
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:44 pm
Bad luck magnet! That is like the perfect phrase to describe me! You're not alone.
One time I was running around my neighborhood. And all of a sudden, Klunk! I ran right into a streetlamp. I swear I didn't see it. It gave me a black eye. sweatdrop
And another time I was barefoot in my backyard(running again). I stepped into a fire ant mound... Man did that hurt. I didn't see that one either. Gosh I must be blind or something.
Also, I was climbing an fence one time. Climbing is for trees not for rotted old fences. So anyway, I lost my balance and landed into an upside down chair. You know how chairs have 4 legs on the bottom? Well, these were pointy. I still have a nasty scar from that...
I'm sure theres a lot of other stories of how clumsy I am, but I can't think of them at the moment.
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 3:16 pm
i kind of unlucky i usually just say im in the wrong place at the wrong time
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:13 pm
i have a knack for tripping alot evne when there is nothing to trip on.
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:23 pm
I kinda get hurt alot
like one time during 4th period I was REALLY bored and the teacher wasnt there so I kinda hang upside down from my desk ( I don't know how to explain how I did that) okay anyway when the teacher comes in I get up really fast then hit my head on the desk lol I got a bruise from that time. Lol
I'm soo weird sweatdrop redface xd
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:44 pm
azngirl3612 I kinda get hurt alot like one time during 4th period I was REALLY bored and the teacher wasnt there so I kinda hang upside down from my desk ( I don't know how to explain how I did that) okay anyway when the teacher comes in I get up really fast then hit my head on the desk lol I got a bruise from that time. Lol I'm soo weird sweatdrop redface xd Oh something like that happened to me once, it was in fifth grade, and in science class. The teacher told us to stand up and go to the microscope for an experiment, in tha grade we used wheelies as bookbags, and somebody left it near my seat, and I feel, slam to the ground, beside the teacher. She had a small hear atck if I remember right xd but damn did that hurt
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:06 pm
Well, yes Fantasy is weirdly unlucky... anywhere she goes she gets slammed in the wall, trampled, punched in the face, etc.
I'm just clumsy and an ditz XD, really, ask Fantasy. Anyway one time we were going down the stairs (my mom and I) and I had a box in my hands my mom says "if anything happens let the box go" I tripped because I have weak ankles (weird for a guy right?) I fell down the stairs and box fell and hit me straight in the face... since then I have a bad lower back.
and every now and then I answer questions without fully understanding them... leaving me in an embarrassed position... I'll get back to you guys on that one domokun blaugh
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:04 pm
yea umm...i'll just tell u how much wat happens falling tripping etc.:rarely,15% of the time umm...oh yea saying somtin weird and feeling embarresed:kinda,25-75% of the time umm... getting in trouble for some weird reason:about 15% of the time and usually im just plain embarresed xd
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:44 am
I'm more of a klutz than a bad luck magnet. I fall down the stairs frequently...I crash into the wall...If somethings there, I WILL crash into it. ^^"
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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:35 am
angel of remorse Bad luck magnet! That is like the perfect phrase to describe me! You're not alone. One time I was running around my neighborhood. And all of a sudden, Klunk! I ran right into a streetlamp. I swear I didn't see it. It gave me a black eye. sweatdrop And another time I was barefoot in my backyard(running again). I stepped into a fire ant mound... Man did that hurt. I didn't see that one either. Gosh I must be blind or something. Also, I was climbing an fence one time. Climbing is for trees not for rotted old fences. So anyway, I lost my balance and landed into an upside down chair. You know how chairs have 4 legs on the bottom? Well, these were pointy. I still have a nasty scar from that... I'm sure theres a lot of other stories of how clumsy I am, but I can't think of them at the moment. I know what you mean! This one time in high school, I was distracted by this guy I though was like so totally hot and stuff, and I ran strieght into a poll and fell flat on my butt. Nothing like absolute embarassment to gain the attention of your crush huh?
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:41 am
yea just recently(or maybe last month or somthing) my cousin ivited me to dinner cuz i was going to this scholars camp the next day i think.anyway, me and my dad are going to best buy and im just walking on the curb trying to balance, usually i just lose balance, walk to the street, then try again, but somehow i tripped(i dunno how i think it was my shoes)and i just have a feeling im gonna fall. Then,i try to cover my face but when i fell, i had a cut on my finger, and a ginormus bruise on my forehead.When we go into best buy, i just had a feeling everyone was staring stare stare . i was like daaaaaaaayuuunnnggggggg redface redface redface xd sweatdrop sad cry
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:59 pm
ohhhh god, where to start????....... this one, the ppl that went with me to 7th grade will remember
one day we were all coming out of class to go to our lunch break.......... for some reason, the upper classmen were standing in the ramp hitting everyone that went down it........ so i am like "i have a headache and i do not want to get hit in the head" so i decide to take a side way....... i went down and started running out of their way........ it happenend to b raining the day before and that morning and there was mudd....... i step in the mudd, i slipped did a 180 degree turn and did a split in the mudd....... and i was facing everyone so they start laughing........ i was so dirty my mom had to pick me up and take me home
here is an other one halloween last year......
it was about 10 at night and tony, mike and i started heading home........ to get to my neighborhood we have to cross a main street (we were in the neighborhood in from of mine) so when we start crosing, there was a car in the distance, and fro some reason it started speeding up as if to hit us....... so we started running so we would not get hit........ again, it was raining the day befor and during the morning....... there was this hole on the ground and i steped on it.......... i was running so fast that i slipped went backwards and did about three flips in the mudd
i think i am atracted to mudd./....... sweatdrop
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