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 Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:22 am
I thought that a topic of Boosh lyrics was necessary in this guild.
When posting lyrics, please set them out properly.
If you see lyrics that are wrong, pm the person who posted them and correct them. If you are corrected, please edit your post so they are right.
Love Games
Old Gregg:
Love games?
Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?
I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot
Oh come on now
Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?
I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot
Oh come on now
Howard Moon:
Moving too fast, this isn't a race ooh
Baby back off and lower the pace now
Slow it down, and give me some space, mmmh
Moving too fast, this isn't a race. ah ah
Old Gregg:
Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?
I just wanna know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot
Oh come on now
Howard Moon:
Moving too fast this isn't a race ooooh
Will you back off and lower the pace now?
Slow it down, and give me some place.
Moving too fast this isn't a race.
Old Gregg:
I'm Old Gregg
Howard Moon:
I know I think you said
Old Gregg:
Come on don't make me beg now
'Cause I'm not your regular guy
Don't be shy
Both:
Do you love me?
:'D
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:12 am
woop for onions great idea
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:18 am
Ape Of Death - (TV - "Bollo")
Hit it!
I'm the ape of the death and I don't care
Cos I'm the monkey with the loverly hair
Its all fluffy and shiny too
Cos I got that miracle wax from Naboo
Don't be cynical it's a follicle miracle
I said don't be cynical I get waxing lyrical
He's the ape of the death and he don't care
Cos he's the monkey with the loverly hair
Its all fluffy and shiny too
Cos he got that miracle wax from naboo. boo!
Come on now. oo oo oo oo ha ha ha ha yeah!
(1-2-3-4 Get on the monkey floor?)
[Guitar solo]
Walk around my monkey hair
You can touch it I don't care
Used to be that I was ashamed
But now that monkey fluff is tamed
Come on everybody and walk around my hair
Don't be cynical it's a follicle miracle
I said don't be cynical I get waxing lyrical
Oo oo oo oo ha ha ha ha yeah!
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:24 am
Ice flow nowhere to go ice flow nowhere to go lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundra!!! check in out! They call him the shrew arms in short in with the claw! I’m little Johnny frostbite move'n around freezn you up freezn you down lick an Icicle coming in your tent in the pink light sizzer bite arctic Death infinite night! They call me tundra boy because I move like an arctic LIZZARD when the blizzard strikes i Disappear like a pipe dream all that’s left if a GLEEEEEEEEEEEM on a tent peg BOOSH BOOSH stronger than a moose don't lock your doors or he'll come through your roof top stop look around take your mind off the floor cos the boosh is loose and we're a little bit RAWWWWWWWWW ice flow nowhere to go ice flow nowhere to go lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundra owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:42 am
The Soup Crimp
Soup, soup,
Ah tasty soup, soup.
Ah spicy carrot and coriander,
Chilli chowder.
Crouton, crouton,
Crunchy friends in a liquid broth.
I am gazpach-ee-oh.
I am a summer soup, mm.
Miso, miso,
Fighting in the dojo.
Miso, miso,
Oriental prince in the land of soup.
The Pancake Crimp
Egg, milk and flour,
Pancake power.
Look at his milky yellow sunshine face.
Flip it now, flip it good, MM.
Flip, it now, flip it good, MM.
Some are salt, some are sweet,
Some are fruit, some are meat.
The time we used the chive,
It really came alive.
Edible frisbee, sunshine tuesday.
I like to boogie.
Not that I go round, singing these in the house or anything.
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:57 am
Crimp Off
Aiiieee
Crimpty Crimpty
Now Now
Crimpty Crimpty
Ask Me How
Crimpty Crimpty
Humble Pie
Crimpty Crimpty
Boing Ting Boing Boing Ting
Crimpty Crimpty
Ping Pong
Sugar Man Light Source
Why Did You Come To Me
Put Me In A Coma
Woke Up In The Future
Robot Man Can't You Help Me Find My Wayyyy
Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop
I Can't Understand The Things You Sayyyyy
Tube Mouse I Love You So I Took You
From The Underground And Bought You Home
I Put You In My Jacket Pocket, Took To The Meeting
I Put You In My Jacket Pocket, Took To The Meeting
I Put You In My Jacket Pocket, Took To The Meeting
Put You In My Jacket Pocket
Put You In My Jacket Pocket
Put You In My Jacket Pocket
Put You In My Jacket
Put You In My Jacket
Put You In My Jacket
Put You In My Jacket
Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket on.
Jean Claude Jaquettie, with his jacket off.
Jacket on
Jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off
Jacket on
Ohh Ohh Ohh
I Did A Twisty
Ohh Ohh Ohh
A Tiny Twisty
Crimpty Crimpty
Now Now
Crimpty Crimpty
Ask Me How
Crimpty Crimpty
Out My Way
Crimpty Crimpty
You Will Pay
Boing Ting Boing Boing Ting
Crimpty Crimpty <******** You.
Archiology Boy
Digging up bones with my plastic spade.
Finding ruins from another age.
I'm archiology boy.
I'm archiology girl.
The Hitcher
Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob
Ave a cuppa tea
Ave a cuppa tea
Im the hitcher
let me put you in the picture
creeping in your room in the dead of night
with my solo polo vision thats right
Im a cockney geeza
watch me bleed ya
I knew the Ripper when he was just a nipper
taught him how to slice
I cut him up a treat
Pound your banana two pound your pear
Pound your banana, two pound your pear
Pound your banana, two pound your pear
14 shillings for your melons
Oh yeah
Were the piper twins, Jim and Jackie Piper
cutting through the night like a windscreen
wash you away like rain drops
dont mess with the boys
Shut your noise
Coming in strong like a freak show nightmare
dancing skeletons,white,blue and yellow ones
moving through the shadows with the speed if a cat
and if you cross us
we'll cut ya
you aint gona like that
Im bad juju
I use voodoo if i choose to
I harness the Forces of evil to abuse you
A power, a polo, an evil magnet
were sucking up your soul
And You aint gona like that
Eels
Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can
Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can
Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your a**s, eels!
Eels!
Eels (x14)
Give it up now!
Eels!
Eels, eels, give it up now!
Eels, eels, give it up now!
I was obselete
I couldn't hear the beat
Staggerin about on me old mans feet
I had one foot in the grave
But now I'm nu rave!
But now I'm nu rave!
It's a mash up!
Pie and mash up!
Elements of the past
And elements of the future
Comin atcha
I'm the hitcher
Let me put you in the picture!
Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can
Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can
Elements of the past and the future combining to make something not quite as good as either...
I Did A s**t On Your Mum
I Did A s**t On Your Mum
I Did A s**t On Your Mum
I Did A s**t On Your Mum
And She Rather Liked It
I Did A s**t On Your Dad
I Did A s**t On Your Dad
I Did A s**t On Your Dad
And He Rather Liked It
I Did A s**t On Your s**t
I Did A s**t On Your s**t
I Did A s**t On Your s**t
And It Rather Liked It
Electro Boy
Driving along on the plastic dream
Heart beats fast like a tiny machine
I am electro boy
I am electro girl
Skating along on the perspex scene
Crystal moccasins, bionic cheese
I am electro boy
I am electro girl
Mutants
We are the mutant race
Don't look at my eyes, don't look at my face
We are the mutant people
Don't look at my eyes, don't look at my face
Huh!
I'm not a man, I am a reject
And even if you try
You know that you can't
Stop me with your human skills
Cos I've got nine feet and gills
And I can breath underwater
And I can swing from a tree
And I can do what I wanna
And I wanna be free, yeah!
We are the mutant race
Don't look at my eyes, don't look at my face
We are the mutant people
Don't look at my eyes, don't look at my face
We are the mutant race
You don't looka like me, I don't looka like you
We are the mutant people
We're gonna bust ourselves right outta this zoo.
Phew....
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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:18 pm
 the Crimp Off?
I'm impressed.
Now to memorize that and piss my little sister off.
x Naboo the Enigma x, watch out!!!
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 5:38 am
Vee Slayer the Crimp Off?
I'm impressed.
Now to memorize that and piss my little sister off.
x Naboo the Enigma x, watch out!!! oh you or so dead sis
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:09 am
bouncy bouncy,
ooooo such a good time,
bouncy bouncy,
shoes all in a line,
bouncy bouncy,
everybody somersault, somersault, summertime, everybody sing along
bouncy bouncy,
ooooo such a good time,
bouncy bouncy,
white socks slipping down,
bouncy bouncy,
stilettos are a no no,
bouncy bouncy ooooo, bouncy bouncy ooooo,
everytime i bounce i feel i touch the skkkkkkkkkky.
i can't stop singing this damn crimp my sis joins in sometimes
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:14 am
i wish i could remember any of them i just know bits sad awww.... ohh well very impressed guys !!!!!!
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