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 Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:47 pm
Rising gas prices
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Decreasing availability
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Oil crash
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Reliance of the U.S. Dollar on the oil market cripples value
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---> Transfer all funds into euros and/or gold investments
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Government unable to contain toppling economy
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---> Learn Norwegian, develop taste for fish
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Second great depression
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--->Head north for the winter
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Rioting, rebellion, misc. violent response to government failure
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--->Buy a helmet
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Government uses martial response
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--->Put on helmet
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Martial response not contested sufficiently
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Military state
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Her Highness, Empress Hillary I
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:39 pm
To summarize,
Today
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USA ******** up
--->Put on the helmet.
--->Kiss your a** goodbye.
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:10 pm
CaprinaePsi To summarize, Today | --->Buy a helmet | USA ******** up --->Put on the helmet. --->Kiss your a** goodbye. I would say that's a good summary.
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:05 pm
The topic title is rather depressing.
:<CaprinaePsi To summarize, Today | --->Buy a helmet | USA ******** up --->Put on the helmet. --->Kiss your a** goodbye.
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:51 pm
U.S. Invades Iran
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Soviet Union defends Iran
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Britain backs U.S.
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China backs Soviets
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Zombie holocaust out of ******** nowhere
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:22 pm
ProjectOmicron88 U.S. Invades Iran | V Soviet Union defends Iran | V Second Cold War, nukes readied | V Britain backs U.S. | V China backs Soviets | V World at a tense standstill | V Zombie holocaust out of ******** nowhere
lol I wonder which country would do the best during a zombie attack ... domokun
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:53 pm
Most logical conclusion. I side with zombies.
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:38 pm
Do zombies HAVE a side? Or would they not simply... eat you...
Anyhoo... I think I might go dig a bunker... ninja
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:48 am
Redem Do zombies HAVE a side? Or would they not simply... eat you... Anyhoo... I think I might go dig a bunker... ninja Volunteering to be dinner is the defection process.
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 5:08 pm
Fair point, fair point.
Hmmm, well, seeing as that would be the end result of both choosing the zombie side and winning or losing, and of choosing the human side and losing... may as well go for the fourth option if possible... there's less being eaten in it.
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:34 am
The fourth option? You mean move to Mars? Or join a space shuttle crew? Just wait it out till the apes have taken over.
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:59 pm
It'll happen. I agree.
You got the last part wrong, though. Hillary is an evil, duplicitous b***h (who I am voting for), but it takes a neoconservative to be an Emperor.
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:14 pm
I don't really see Hilary becoming some kind of supreme ruler or winding up in a military state. Yah, America won't be a superpower by the time I die but other countries have gained and lost that title so it's not new. Sadly Bush sped up that process by a large amount. And if you want WWIII expect it to happen with China making a move on Taiwan and America stepping in and provoking the Chinese.
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 3:13 pm
Its not a war, its a policing action!
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:54 am
Meirelle
It'll happen. I agree.
You got the last part wrong, though. Hillary is an evil, duplicitous b***h (who I am voting for), but it takes a neoconservative to be an Emperor.How about a dictator? Since we all know Stalin sided with the GOP. : D
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