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 Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:59 pm
Ahh, the one plot hole Gaia didn't fix with the VH Vampire plot--Santa is still a cow.
Any theories as to how Gaia will get out of that hole?
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:00 pm
...the zurg come and change him back?
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:03 pm
bwuahaha. *glint in eyes* cow santa consumes vast quantity's of evolving items, thus by the time christmas comes around he would have evolved into mega super hyper cow santa thing, to wich he steps on G-corp, pissing them off thus creating a war between evil power hungry twisted cow santa thing and humans, who of course will be riding there dino's from this months collectible.
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:08 pm
1) The special holiday magics tapped by Jack and Santa turn him back with a device created by S Corp. Unfortunately, trouble is on the horizon when the Easter Bunny shows up to try and disrupt the device.
2) Santa is staying a cow.
3) S Corp tosses their entire reseach division into finding some way to revert him.
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:13 am
I recon Santa's either staying a cow, or there will be some reeallllllly ludacrious explanation for why he's not, that could happen but really probably wouldn't. I can't see it being explained properly, dunno why!
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:52 am
Naruto Ginji Lestat ...the zurg come and change him back? A Very Zurgy Christmas? Yes, please. RHShipper I recon Santa's either staying a cow, or there will be some reeallllllly ludacrious explanation for why he's not, that could happen but really probably wouldn't. I can't see it being explained properly, dunno why! Yeah, I can see it all too clearly. Cindy: This just in! A special Christmas interview with the jolly red man himself! Santa: Ho ho ho! Great to be here, Cindy! Cindy: Great to have you! But, say... weren't you a cow when we last saw you? Santa: Oh, yes. Well, you see *instert retarded explanation here* Cindy: Oh, thank goodness for that. Santa: Yes! Anyway, here's what the Christmas event will be like...
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:16 am
Vincente 1) The special holiday magics tapped by Jack and Santa turn him back with a device created by S Corp. Unfortunately, trouble is on the horizon when the Easter Bunny shows up to try and disrupt the device. 2) Santa is staying a cow. 3) S Corp tosses their entire reseach division into finding some way to revert him. Aren't most the elftechs dead? So doesn't that mean S Corp isn't around any more.
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:46 am
The Iron Magus Naruto Ginji Lestat ...the zurg come and change him back? A Very Zurgy Christmas? Yes, please. RHShipper I recon Santa's either staying a cow, or there will be some reeallllllly ludacrious explanation for why he's not, that could happen but really probably wouldn't. I can't see it being explained properly, dunno why! Yeah, I can see it all too clearly. Cindy: This just in! A special Christmas interview with the jolly red man himself! Santa: Ho ho ho! Great to be here, Cindy! Cindy: Great to have you! But, say... weren't you a cow when we last saw you? Santa: Oh, yes. Well, you see *instert retarded explanation here* Cindy: Oh, thank goodness for that. Santa: Yes! Anyway, here's what the Christmas event will be like... Exactly!!! xd
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:25 am
Santa could be a secret shape shifter and he quickly changes into a cow when people are looking.
But, when he is alone, he's Santa again
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:05 am
The Christmas spirit combined with the remains of the G-virus will probably cause reaction in one of the Santa cows 4 stomachs creating another dwarf Santa that will form in the stomach then bursting out of the cow on Christmas eve in a scene resembling Alien.
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Or possibly magic.
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:14 am
oh oh oh! i has a new idea! they somehow find a way to fit santa-cow into that giant Santa-bot robot suit that santa used to go around in. Problem solved! also, to accomodate santa's new form, and to benefit the economy, the suit will run on natural methane gas which will be supplied by santa-cow on an as-needed basis. of course, the robo suit will have to increase in size, to allow for the size of santa-cow's slightly larger body. although, considering santa'snatural weight and stature, it won't have to be too much bigger...
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:20 am
And what happens with Santa's body? The cow's still in there.
In any case, where IS Santa's body?
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:49 am
Only one theory here: Plothole.
I don't think they're going to bother explaining it, it'll just happen.
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:32 am
yes! the almighty plothole! but, eventually they will explain it, along with how jack came to the rise in power, how the easter bunny got that gigantic carrot and of course, the last name of some increadably random npc. but! it shall all be, in flash!
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Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 11:55 am
has anybody stopped to think about Mrs. Clause in all of this? Honestly she is probably pretty depressed and is cheating on Santa Cow and/or getting a divorce.
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