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 Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:02 pm
I'll be short and sweet. For once.
If you could ask a God any number of questions, of any nature, what would they be? Use whatever definitions of God you'd like, present those definitions if necessary. Questions about Existence in general or just small, simple-in-nature questions are good.
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:25 pm
Why are you?
Who are you?
What are you?
Why only one planet in the whole universe?
Why did you give us all big a** ego's?
If you made marijuana for us, why do you let people make it illegal?
Are you free for golfing on friday?
Can you make me some shoes?
What is the universe?
What is the meaning of life?
Then i'd be all *highfivelol*
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:43 pm
I guess if I had my choice of which God to ask... I'd still ask any old one. Since most of them would be able (I hope) to answer these questions.
What are you?
What comprises your existence?
Where, what or who did you come from?
What laws are you bound by?
How do you interact with the physical plane?
What is magick?
Is there an afterlife?
What is consciousness?
And then, after asking those ones, my head would explode from too much info at one time.
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:46 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:25 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:11 pm
How do you like your work?
Anything I should know?
Why all the restrictions...?
What is the truth.... completely fully uncompromising truth...
How accurate is religion?
Do you have emotions? Are you happy?
Can you perform... a miracle for me?
Where is a large deposit of gold that I can reasonably get to without any issues.
Whats the purpose of life?
Whats the structure of existence and how can I influence it?
Do you like pug dogs?
Can I have a pug dog?
How much do you influence others lives?
Why?
Is their a heaven?
how do you judge people?
Do you judge people?
I could go into questions I already have asked... and gotten answers to but I forgot many of them
The answers were something kinda like
Be patient. You'll see. Stop asking soo many questions...
lol
I didn't ask many of he questions I did here. I was mostly asking about binds... and the future. I did ask about the truth. I did receive some answers. It seemed as if the spirit or being was mostly, dancing. Singing, it felt as if their was this music and he knew everything but I wasn't allowed to know and it was frustrating but part of me completely understood and accepted. One of the few times that ever happened to me.
Usually... people don't actually ask questions of him. I've introduced him to others. They asked nothing just looked at him. It is odd... he had that affect on people. I haven't seen him in a while.
The closest I've been to talking to a god, would be that one.
Others, usually fail at answering my questions and succeeding in placating my desires. I've met several self proclaimed gods... the questions varied depending on the situation.
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:15 pm
How about, "Is my life a joke?"
That's all I really want to know. gonk
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 2:49 pm
Yes.
That's exactly what I was going to say XD
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:09 pm
I wouldn't ask a question. I'd go straight for the jugular. In every literal and metaphorical way possible.
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:25 pm
DrasBrisingr I wouldn't ask a question. I'd go straight for the jugular. In every literal and metaphorical way possible.
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Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:20 pm
DrasBrisingr I wouldn't ask a question. I'd go straight for the jugular. In every literal and metaphorical way possible. Note to Self: "Stay away from Dras and sharp instruments of death....."
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:45 am
[BlkCat] DrasBrisingr I wouldn't ask a question. I'd go straight for the jugular. In every literal and metaphorical way possible. Note to Self: "Stay away from Dras and sharp instruments of death....." Hey [BlkCat], want to play dodgeball with ninja stars and throwing daggers? C'mon, we'll play best 2 out of 3.
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:54 pm
Why do bad things happen to bad people?
How did you come into existence?
May I hear the legendary voice of Israfel?
The last one would be out of curiosity;I am Pagan.
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:17 am
It'd be simple enough here. Here's just what I'd say.
Give me Mastery of Chronokinesis in both senses that I can affect my body's age, and I can affect where in time I am. I wont meddle with it or anything, but it'll help me in satisfying my wish to know everything, and experience everything. Granted, there'd still be a lot of work to do on my part, and there's always the chance I'd screw things up from whatever path they're supposed to take, but me meeting you and having this happen is enough of a mess up, what more could it hurt? Oh, and if you don't I'm going to destroy you, thus unraveling reality and destroying as all beings know it. Then I'll place myself upon your thrown and destroy the world, having people kill each other off until only one male, and one female exist. Oh, an I'll make sure they both are homosexuals.
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