HUMOR: Why Faerie Folk should never be left to themselves

[godhi]

Faerie Folk should never be left to themselves--especially when managing mortal affairs. For example...

arrow The Daione Sidhe should never be allowed to judge a beauty contest.
("I'm the most beautiful person here, so I win! Any questions?")

arrow Pooka should never be allowed anywhere near a stables... or a kennel... or anywhere else animals are housed and cared for.
("Why is that horse smiling at me?")

arrow Goblins should never be allowed anywhere near high explosives or automatic weapons.
("Life would be a dream... If I could only clear the world of human scum... If I could only blow you all to kingdom come! Life would be a dream, sweetheart!")

arrow Redcaps should never be allowed to play rugby.
("There were no survivors... so we win, fair and square.")

arrow Hags and Shellycoats should never become babysitters.
("Hi! I'm Jenny, your new babysitter! Where's the steak sauce?")

Feel free to add to this list!  

[Toribail]

Ok, I think that is REALLY FUNNY! And I love your signature!!!  

[Tarantellatears]

xd hilarious!

here's one . . .

arrow Dryads should never be allowed to become lumberjacks.

I don't have a funny comment thing for that one, but the idea strikes me as funny. If anyone else wants to do it, feel free.  

[Eoinda]

thestarthatshines

xd hilarious!

here's one . . .

arrow Dryads should never be allowed to become lumberjacks.

I don't have a funny comment thing for that one, but the idea strikes me as funny. If anyone else wants to do it, feel free.

(suicide and muder: cut cut cut.... oooaaaahh... silence)  

[Nomad of Nowhere]

Banshee's should not go to daycare.

"I WANT MY MOMMMY! Ahhhh!!!"

*thunk* *thunk* *thunk*  

[pirateninjahero]

hahahah those are so funny!! xd
im not clever enough to think of one though sweatdrop  

[Mardil]

Eoinda

thestarthatshines

xd hilarious!

here's one . . .

arrow Dryads should never be allowed to become lumberjacks.

I don't have a funny comment thing for that one, but the idea strikes me as funny. If anyone else wants to do it, feel free.

(suicide and muder: cut cut cut.... oooaaaahh... silence)

Minorly disturbing. sweatdrop But funny.  

[godhi]

arrow Dwarves should never be allowed to invent household appliances.

"Dwarves can indeed build a better mousetrap--the problem is that they never know when to stop. True, the contraption will look like the unholy marriage between a steam calliope and a petroleum processing plant and will attract and kill every mouse within ten city blocks, but when you switch it on the device will shatter glass in nearby buildings, make your television set receive broadcasts from fifty years ago, and cause random mutations in houseplants while somewhere a cat will give birth to a two-headed puppy."  

[Marsel_lilas]

*rolls around on the floor in laughter* Maybe I shouldn't have read these right before work.....  

[Maze353]

rofl these are great!  

[Seth64616]

godhi

arrow Dwarves should never be allowed to invent household appliances.

"Dwarves can indeed build a better mousetrap--the problem is that they never know when to stop. True, the contraption will look like the unholy marriage between a steam calliope and a petroleum processing plant and will attract and kill every mouse within ten city blocks, but when you switch it on the device will shatter glass in nearby buildings, make your television set receive broadcasts from fifty years ago, and cause random mutations in houseplants while somewhere a cat will give birth to a two-headed puppy."

that was great  

[Mara Jade Immortal]

wow. *rofl* blaugh those are hilarious. I'll see if I can come up with a good one....  

[Little Skana]

Banshee's should not be auctioneers.  

[Bun-Chan]

those were good!
Let's see...a dragon should never be a fire fighter!
"I got this over here guys!! *fwoosh!!* Ooopps."