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Yakobi

PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:42 pm


User ImageWade had yet again left the Place for a walk about the 'new world', however this time there was a big difference. His now rather small pal Weasel was left behind. Why bring a guy that still sat around complaining about how he'd never finish his machine and get them back to their real home, along anyways? Yeah, not the kind of guy Deadpool felt like dragging along with him this day. Maybe next time or something.

'
Ok so last time I actually left the Place I ended up running into another from my world, some crazy big guy named Venom. After chatting a bit with him I officialy made him my wingman, everyone's got to have one of those. After, luckily for me, that nubile young Bryna showed up. Yeah, good times.'

'
Hey! It looks like my first person narrative is working a bit better now. . . . Though there still aren't any yellow boxes. I really should look into tracking down those writters.'

The Merc with a Mouth slowly made his way bounding from rock top to patch of grass to flower, his loud obnoxious voice singing random bits from various songs. Just a normal day for the merc, it seemed, though he'd really have to cut out all this leaving the Place quite soon. Without him there, how would anyone ever know that the kitchen was out of donuts and cheesy puffs? Oh he couldn't let anyone suffer so. No no, never.

It was in this train of thought that his hidden brown eyes spotted a rather familiar looking cape sitting behind a few trees. He knew that cape, or at least he thought he did. Now where did he know that thing from? '
Spider-Man? -No. The Invisible Woman? -I wish. Oh, She-Hulk? ...No she doesn't have a cape. Thor maybe? Thee, thine...ith! Nay-ith~' His ears bobbed up and down as he went though name after name in his head, the rather ovious name escaping him.

He really couldn't remember who the heck that cape belonged to.

With a grunt, he looked back to the trees, the cape now gone. '
Hey!' His tails droped to the ground, as his ears pined back. 'I still haven't figured out who it is yet!' Swiftly the merc, dashed forward towards the trees, yet ever so silent...Or as silent as he could muster. He had to know, or the thought of not knowing who it was would sit in his mind for all of five minutes. It would be like someone stabing him in the head repeatedly.

With the caped one finally in sight again, he drew one of his swords. Jumping up into the air, sword in his jaws. Attack! -Wait...what?

...That was right. Not that he could stop himself now.

Brown edged ears twitched, the caped male pausing in his steps. He was still getting used to this new body of his, but the whole hightened senses thing was something he caught onto pretty fast. It was certainly useful. Then again he always was a fast learner. He'd probably learned how to use his new body in more ways then Wade had already figured out. Above.

In what almost seemed to be like it was from a comic book, the skull masked male turned, his own sword drawn, clanking against Wade's. "
Wilson?! ...What the hell?"

"
Tasky!" Oh yes, that was who the cape belonged to. "You're here too then."

"
And where exactly is...here?"

"
I don't really remember. Something that begins with a K...Or was it an O...Maybe a P?"

Tony frowned. Of course. The idiot. How was he friends with this guy again? "
Ok...Well do yo-"

"
Oh! But this place is pretty cool. Nubile females, crazy things always going on. Just like home. Oh, Weas is here too. -You've GOT to see this place I've been crashing at!" With that said, Wade put away his sword, grabing a hold of Taskmaster and practically dragging him back to the Place.

"
I CAN walk you know!" That's it...He was going to kick Wilson's butt. Beat the crap out of the guy. ...Though if they were going to someone's house he'd at least be able to get something to eat. He was pretty hungry. And maybe they had TV too. He hadn't seen any wrestling for a while.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:08 pm


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Luckily, the Place wasn't yet out of donuts and cheesy puffs. And cookies. And carbonated beverages. Oh no, they tended to stock up on these things. No health food fanatics here.

Bryna, whether by foresight or just a random inclination, had a tray of these various items plunked on the... air... beside her as she hovered above one of the many beanbag chairs littered around the front room. She was flipping channels... not because there wasn't anything on that she was interested in, but just... because. To Bryna it was logical. To most others, probably not. Bryna logic didn't always line up.

A pearly white form with gold-to-red stripes lining it slither-slid across the floor to coil up on the beanbag before launching like a spring to land on the tray. It wobbled for only a moment before Bryna automatically adjusted to Shoom's rather insignificant weight difference. "The cheesy puffs are for Wade, Shoom, so don't eat those. There's more cookies though, if you want some of them."

Shoom latched on to a cookie from his position at the back of the tray, stretching his forelimbs out like rubberbands to reach the opposite side where the cookie he wanted lay. "Shoom likes cookies better!" he announced in his leaky-tire voice, cackling briefly before shoving the selected morsel into his zipper mouth. He then seemed rather completely absorbed with watching the channels flip, just like Bryn.

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Yakobi

PostPosted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:34 pm


After a rather long drawn out moment of arguing, not to mention the random little fights here and there the two finally settled on Tony walking for himself. And about time as far as Tony was concerned with. Wade was a rather hard person to deal with at times, and well this seemed to be one of them. If it hadn't have been for Sandi then he'd have never met The Merc With A Mouth, which would have been perfectly fine with him. Though he wasn't such a bad guy, he was just an idiot...Most of the time.

When the two finally arrived at the Place, their outfits were not in the same condition they had previously been in. Wade's costume was worse of then Tony's, being riped in random places from sword stabings, slashings and bullet holes (how the heck Taskmaster figured out how to use a gun so early on is really unknown). Tony's seemed to be in almost the same condition it had been before, his cape and hood suffering from tattered and torn edges, with a minor rip on his knee. It was pretty clear who won round one.

Tony was rubbing his maw as Wade trotted up to the door, pushing it open. "
Honey I'm hooooooooooommmee~" the red clad merc shouted, as he often chose to do when walking into a house. The act simply got an eye roll from the skull faced merc. "Come on Tasky. -You're so slow."

"
Well, some of us don't heal as fast as you Wilson." Taskmaster grunted, as he cessed rubbing his maw and followed Wade into the house. He had opened his maw to say something else to Deadpool when he was interupted before he could even speak.

"
-NUBILE BRYNA!" Wade let out a happy exclimation as he spotted the female in the front room. Perfect. The merc's mind seemed to completly forget about his finding of an old friend.

Tony just stared. "
...Right."
PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:11 am


Bryn had been hovering only just above the beanbag, so the fact she was floating wasn't as obvious as usual. Not that it usually mattered when faced with people from Wade's world. Apparently there were a lot of people there that could float, though she wasn't entirely sure that any of them did it by gravity manipulation. "Hiiiiiiiiiiiii~ Wade! We saved the cheesy puffs. Who's Mr. Skull-Head?" She would use a person's proper name after she found it out rather than whatever nickname she came up with... sometimes.

Shoom seemed rather more enthusiastic about the new arrival however and spring-hopped off the tray to slither across the floor. He then proceeded to scrabble and stretch this way and that to examine Taskmaster. "Shoom likes new friend!" And then, of course, he tied himself in a big bow around Tasky's neck, grinning like a madman with his little zipper mouth.

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Yakobi

PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:40 am


Wade flicked his red and black tails quite pleased. Now why did he leave the Place again? Bryna was here. Nubile Bryna. He really couldn't remember now. Whatever the reason had been it didn't seem too important now anyways, and it simply did not matter. It wasn't until the Nobody had mentioned a 'skull-head' that he even remembered finding Taskmaster.

"
Oh, this here is Tasky! He's a pal of mine from my world." Yeah that pretty much sumed up. Turning his head he looked back at Tony with a grin showing though his mask. "See, what I tell you. Nubile females."

"
It's Taskmaster." the male scoffed. It wasn't that he minded Wade calling him that, but the last thing he wanted was everyone calling him Tasky. "And I can't say I share your same...Tastes in women, Wilson."

Pitty.

Tony's brow soon arched as the strange little white zipper mouthed creature slithered towards him. What the HECK was that thing? It wasn't long before the creature shouted something about a 'new friend' and then tied itself around his neck. "
The hell?!" he blurted out, as he glanced down at the little guy around his neck. "Get this thing OFF of me!" a rather displeased look was upon the merc's face, as he attempted to pry the creature off.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:36 am


Tasky. Taskmaster. "I'll just call him Mr. Skull-head." :B It fit, right? But what was this? The nubile bit again? Er... no, trying to figure out if Wade meant it this time around always gave her a headache. She couldn't get into his mind to make sure... though... what about this new guy?

She couldn't help giggling when Taskmaster started prying, tugging, an pushing on Shoom. She knew what was likely to happen next, at least. And lo and behold... After allowing himself to be stretched like silly-putty for a few moments Shoom suddenly unwound from the light-furred merc's neck and wound up tying his front paws together with the same bow shape. "Shoom moves to knew place since new friend didn't like the other one!" 8D It was one of the few instances where there might have been enough time to warn Shoom's newest "friend" about his habits, but the alternative was much more amusing.

"Shoom's a Duskitsu. He's a lesser Nobody. He's also virtually indestructible. Go on! Stab him with something. He thinks it's fun. You'll never get rid of him then." Half friendly warning... half sadistic taunt. This was shaping to be a much more fun day than she thought.

"OH, hey, Wade! Shoom found this really weird room in the door earlier. You wanna see it?" Her announcement seemed to distract Shoom from his friendly torture and he released Tasky to zip over to the door. "Shoom finds the stair room! Shoom finds the stair room!"

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Yakobi

PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:51 am


Tony's ears drooped. Mr. Skull-Head? Great, just the name he needed. "I'd really prefer if you didn't." he spoke rather dryly, brown speckled tails swaying up and down, only his middle tail which bore his sheild remaining stationary. He turned his head to whisper, somewhat to Wade. "Isn't she kind of young for you?"

'
Young? Age doesn't matter. Not when someone is so nubile!' The merc blinked, ears swiveling back. "Actually I don't know how old she is." he whispered back, lifting a paw and holding it by his maw as he whispered to make it feel more like a 'secret exchange' thing.

A brown edged ear raised as this Bryna spoke of how the one around his neck, who went by the name Shoom was virtually indestructible. Nothing too unusual there. Not to him anyways, not with where he was from. He was tempted to test this 'indestructible' fact, but held back. That last bit of what the female had spoken left him with a feeling that he'd hate himself if he tried it. This little thing was probably worse then Alex.....No no one was worse then that stupid-

"
Stair room? Am I getting fat or something? I'm pretty sure I excercise everyday. I mean, I am in shape."

"
Stair room? As in a room made of only stairs?" Tony couldn't think of anything else a 'stair room' would be, though his attention was more on the fact that the little Shoom guy had finally unwraped himself from his neck and then paws.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:53 am


"Well I'm not calling you Taskmaster. It's too starchy." She drifted higher off the floor and then over the head of the two males to join Shoom by the door. "And it's not an exercise room... and yeah, mostly stairs... Oh here. She tugged the door open to reveal a rather panoramic view of a bit of floor with an archway at the end that framed a large open space and lots of stairs... going every feasible direction, with walls that seemed to be floors for some of the stairs and cielings for others, as well as walls along the sides of some. "This place is freaky. It's awesome!"

Meanwhile Shoom had reattached himself to Tony, this time on his back and making his cape flair and roll like it was in a breeze, all the while making "swoosh" noises. Swoosh noises that sounded almost sinister when heard coming from his leaky tire voice.

Bryna flipped upside down for a moment so her face was at eye level with the boys. "And I'm an adult. Kitsusagi grow at a different rate than humans do, so age is relative."

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Yakobi

PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:45 pm


Tony's nose wrinkled, his name wasn't starchy. It had been working for him for years, it worked, was too the point and really that was all he needed. "Call me Tony then." he grunted, with a flick of his tails. Might as well give her that name, since apparently 'Taskmaster' was too starchy. He was a Brox thug, so to speak, what did she expect.

Wade peeked his head over to the door, catching a look inside it. The stairs running in every which way, upsidedown and rightside up. Well that was an interesting room. It almost seemed like his mind. Crazy. '
It's like something from a movie. That is really cool. Kind of like-'

"
-Would you stop that!" Tony sighed, as he watched Shoom play with his cape. He could tell that most people would have found the little creatures actions 'cute', but he was simply not in the mood and it was downright annoying. Not as bad as Wade, but then again it wasn't the same kind of annoyance.

Wade's ears perked as Bryna spoke of being an adult. Ah well, that solved things. Though it still didn't explain exactly how old she was, but who cared. Adult ment adult. Only thing important there was that one word. Turning his head to Tony he grined. "
See. She's an adult. And you were worried."

"
Wilson, being worried about you is the last thing I'd be."
PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:13 pm


"I asked Kitsyn about it, she said it was the Labyrinth room. Not that I have any idea what that means..." Was there anything else she was going to say after that? The world would never know, as Shoom took that moment to snatch more than one of Tony's weapons and took off into the room. "Shoom plays hide and seek with treasure!" Moving with more speed than something living really had a right to he disappeared over the edge of the floor.

Bryna blinked after him over the ledge on the other side of the archway he'd just taken a dive from. "...And actually, Tony, most people find him annoying. He can be cute, and helpful, and he's lots of fun during paintball, and everyone in he Place thinks he's lovable, but yeah... most people with emotions find him annoying." :B Mind reading for the win.

She flipped upright and landed on the floor. "Shooom! You're not supposed to take things from guests on their first visit!" The call echoed weirdly in the bizarre room, though the answering call from Shoom just sounded downright creepy. "Shoom wants to play with new friend!" Well... that was that. They could go looking for Shoom or they could wait and hope he actually remembered to bring the stuff with him when he finally came out.

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Yakobi

PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:20 pm


Labyrinth room, something about that sounded familiar in the two mercenaries' minds, but nither of the two could place it. Tony's mind didn't even get a chance to think it over, as Shoom grabed a bunch of his weapons and dashed off into the Labyrinth room. He should have seen it coming. That's what he got for not paying attention. The skull-faced merc quickly dashed after the little critter, skidding to a stop at the door way. This was not his day.

His brown edged rotated back as Bryna spoke. A brow arched upon his features, as he turned his head to look at her. "
So you're a telepath." A power he was quite familiar with, though not exactly one he was fond of.

Wade padded forward to squeeze himself inbetween the two by the door. "
You know Tasky, you really should pay more attentio-" his voice paused at the stare he was getting from his friend. "Well clearly we have to head into the parking garage here and find your stuff."

Tony's yellow eyes glanced about the room, the basic layout was quite confusing, not to mention he had no clue as to the general direction the little guy had gone off to or how one would get there, when the stairs ran in every direction imaginable.

"
Alright! First one to find the weapons keeps them!"

"
What?! Wilso-"

"
BANZAAAAI~" The Merc With A Mouth dashed into the room leaping off one of the stairs, expecting to fall down to the next pair of steps below, but instead falling...up? SMACK. Slowly he pushed himself up on the flight of stairs he had landed on. But these were the one that were on ceiling. But it wasn't upside down. As a matter of fact, the doorway he had just come in was upside down now. "A sphincter says what?" he blinked, looking about. "Hey, guys look! I'm upside down!"

Taskmaster's eyes squinted, this was going to be harder then he first thought. This room would be hell to get in and out of, let alone he not only had to find Shoom and his weapons, but he now had to beat Wade to them. Quickly he dashed into the room and down some stairs. "
You're going down Wilson!"
PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:01 pm


"I told you this room was freaky." Bryna grinned and watched the boys try to figure out where the hell they were, much less where to go, for several moments. Then she spotted Shoom peeking around the corner of one of the archways in a corner on the opposite side of the room and drifted in that general direction. She'd been in here once before so she was more used to the abrupt adjustments in gravity needed to maintain altitude and momentum. But, Shoom disappeared again by the time even she managed to get over there, herself simply not willing to go too fast in here with all the random shifts in which way was "down".

Though her having moved presented another problem for the mercs, because she was no longer looking down from the ledge where the entrance was, and the door was shut now because she'd had it drilled into her that leaving it open left others trapped on the other side, if anyone was in one of the other rooms. So... they had to find the exit again even after they finally managed to track down Shoom.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:44 pm


Freaky? Freaky? This room was beyond freaky. He'd been in some weird places before, but never anything like this. Not that he could recall anyways. But of course, meet up with Wilson and then end up in some Twilight Zone. Weird things always seemed to be going on around that guy, but then again he'd seen his fair share of oddities. "Now where the hell did he run off to?" he muttered under his breath, as he turned to his right and ended up on a stairway that had been upside down only just a moment before.

Wade seemed to be amusing himself as he looked for Shoom and the weapons by jumping at random stairways, quite often landing on one he didn't even notice before. With every jump he made, came a random cry of whatever word seemed to pop into that insane mind of his. '
This place is awsome! This would make a great place to lock Blind Al in. -I'm a little tea pot~'

A few minutes of jumping later, and he Merc With a Mouth found himself on a staircase right above "
Sweetcheeks!" he grined, looking up...or was it down..at her. He flicked his black tiped tails, as he sat upon his haunches. "Find Shoom yet?" his unique voice got quieter as he looked around. Eyes darting from left to right. "If you find him, give me Tasky's weapons. Ok?"

Taskmaster did have some good weapons after all.

Tony's brows furrowed as he continued to wnader up and down the stairs, walking though archway after archway. He was attempting to use his photographic memory to make sure he did end up taking a stair case he had already taken, but the changes in gravity and complete lack of logic in the room did not seem to be helping him. Spotting an archway below him he figured he attempt a jump to it. With a leap that consisted of both Spider-Man and Daredevil's moves he landed with a gentle thump. Though where he was, was not where he had intented to end up.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:03 pm


Bryna shook her head at Wade and stuck out her tongue. "Na'ah. You said whoever finds 'em first gets to keep 'em, and you already have spiffy swords and stuff. All I've got is my water guns." Would she seriously keep them? Maybe. Depended on her mood when she actually got ahold of them.

As for where Shoom was... his voice began to echo around the room. It had sounded creepy before when he was speaking normally... this time he was singing. "They call me Cuban Pete! I am the king of the rumba beat~!" Had they failed to mention they were watching The Mask earlier that day?

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Yakobi

PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:43 pm


'Did I say that? Must have been between the little and teapot. -No. Beofre the banzai... -Heeey~ Is there a bathroom in this place? Not that I have to go or anything, but just in case. --Maybe a tree or bush?' Wade frowned, but only for a moment, as the merc got to his feet. "-But, nubile Bryna! It's me we're talking about here."

He gave a slight smile before attempting to jump down...up...whatever next to Bryna, however it didn't seem to be working. "
Uhhhh....How do I get down there?" he lifted a paw to scratch the back of his neck, as his cluttered mind attempted to work out how he'd be able to get onto the same staircase as Bryna. Needless to say his mind wasn't coming up with anything. "...Oh I know! -How about if you find them first you give them to me, and I'll teach you how to use them?" he arched his brows as a large grin peeled onto his face. "Or you know I could come stay in your room, to make up for you keeping Tasky's weapons. -Great! Sounds like a plan!"

Tony froze as Shoom's voice echoed around the room. His brown edged ears flicked upwards, much like a rabbits as his yellow eyes darted around. Where was he? Where was that little guy. He winced as the words that Shoom had been singing finaly sunk into his midn. He was singing THAT song? It wasn't even a good song! Taskmaster's ears lowered back, his hood shifting ever so slightly. Keeping his mind focused on the singing he darted off to his left. He had better find that darn little critter.
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