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 Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:24 pm
Dear Guild subjects~! I was examining this month's collectible selection, when to my EXTREME surprise and good fortune, I came across the Gift of the Gods. If you'll look closely at the possible configurations, you'll see Thor's Mjolnir. Yes, it's true. After eons of waiting, the mods Gods have sent us an iron banhammer.
But I need your help. My vast fortunes are sadly depleted, and we require 15k more gold in order to be able to afford one. So please, call our toll free number, 1-800 PAYTHEM, and donate generously to your faith Creed Personal Lord and Savior Guild, in order to buy me a banhammer.
And just for the hell of it, if you donate 1000, you'll get one genuine GET OUT OF BAN FREE card.
So send me gold. So you're on the good side of the man with the hammer.
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:42 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:06 pm
NOWAY!! if I give you 1k you won't ban me!?!! eek
oh em jee!! I'll donate 2k!
YES!! Lobo won't get banned now mrgreen ... wait... stare
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:16 pm
After long hours of consideration and thought, I realized I cannot be banned from this guild any time soon... so...
The next two people who post will get my two 1k ban-free cards.
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:33 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:37 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:56 pm
Er, I hate to be the nay-sayer in all of this, but...I might bring up the idea that "get out of ban free" cards might not be such a good idea. I might take us all back in time, to the days of certain members who were banned for, in my opinion, very legitimate reasons. I might single out two of these former members, but not by name, of course. I also might note that there are certain reasons one is banned from the guild. We do not ban people because "we don't like them". We don't ban people because they didn't have the right ideas. We ban people because they're ignorant, obnoxious, and...stupid. Not in the "OMG I FAILED MATH IN 2ND GRADE!" But...you know what I mean. I just don't think that going around giving people free excuses is a good idea.
But that's just me. And I might also ask the question (though I already know the answer), are we supposed to donate to the guild, or to the guild mule?
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 7:10 pm
I am astonished and glad to report that already, we have finished. a**l Jesus and Yami-no-Albedo have donated 10k and 5k, respectively. Honor them, in the hour of their triumph.
Friend Dras, do not worry. Although these two do not cause problems and our valued in our esteem, if the unthinkable would happen, and they turn against all we hold dear, it would be a simple matter to assign them two bans. Or... 11, as the case may be.
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:20 am
*chuckles* Well, was that all? I bought four letters (yes, with cash. I prefer to save my gold for things I can only get with gold)...still had one lying around.
Oh, well. If you wanted to buy it from me, well...I wouldn't say no.
EDIT: And why not use the Sledgehammer from the wrestling event?
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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 2:23 pm
Hour of triumph, huh? Well, I'm not sure about that, but I'm happy to have helped.
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Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2007 6:51 pm
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