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Martica_TheDevil
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:17 pm


This is where if you think your funny put something here.

Here's my jokes.

Why is it when the garbage leaves your trash can it's in the ditch? Or the road even the neighbors yard. You could put duct tape on the driveway and a sign "Put can here." and it well be anywhere else. And being a kid your the one who has to get it.

Being a kid/teen sucks you can't get a job, can't drive, can't smoke you can't do anything. Then if your like me you have that odd Mom you love her but she just confuses you. One day I asked "Can I walk to Coleen's house? she lives like a road away from us." "No." "What why?"
"Because I said so." What did it state somewhere "If a parents say 'Because I said so'" it's suddenly law?

Thrid why in your group of friends you always have these
The dumb friend
The Smarter then you friend
The jackass
and finally that friend that makes no sense.
Every group has each one of thoose. I've got two friends their so stupid they had a race and whoever got there first lost. One is so dumb she figured out how to screw up cerel! That's that thing that if you can screw up don't walk into a kitchen.

Here's something with dating why when you say "I give up on dating' you get like three or four people suddenly intrested? Or when your dating someone a person a bit better looking or nicer wants you? Like can potentiual Bf's smell that? She's taken I want her now! Life makes no sense. The sad thing is each side thinks the other is complicated. Women don't get men and men don't get women. Men GET A GAY FRIEND (sidenote make sure he's taken) ! HE'LL TELL YOU THINGS ABOUT GIRLS IF YOUR TO AFRAID TO ASK ONE!!!

We women are not that complicated! We just need someone kind of cute, romantic, smells good ,and funny. That's all we ask! That's all I had to say!
PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:52 pm


lol rofl

shygothboy
Crew


Martica_TheDevil
Captain

PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:06 pm


Questions I'd like to have answered.
1. Why do they call it Acholics anoymous if they make you say your name at the beginning of the meeting?
2. Why is only your friend's ex that's wants to go out with you?
3. Why don't Jovah Witnesses get real jobs?
4. How come english is so werid?
5. Last one. Why do subtitles move so fast!? What are they secret?
PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:09 pm


Martica_TheDevil
Questions I'd like to have answered.
1. Why do they call it Acholics anoymous if they make you say your name at the beginning of the meeting?
2. Why is only your friend's ex that's wants to go out with you?
3. Why don't Jovah Witnesses get real jobs?
4. How come english is so werid?
5. Last one. Why do subtitles move so fast!? What are they secret?


1. Good Question
2. Good Question
3. Good Question
4. Good Question
5. Good Question

(It's funny how when someone doesn't know the answer to something they start off be saying "Good Question")

Doctor of Death

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