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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:05 am
The game's quite simple.One person makes a wish,and the next poster grants it,but twists it in a way that makes it all bad.Then the poster makes his own wish.
Example:
Poster 1:I wish I don't have to go to school Poster 2:Granted,but you have to work in an office instead.
Geddit?I'll wish first! I wish I can own a cat.
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:44 am
I gave you one I found on a street earlier... squashed. xd
I wish I could use the older marketplace D:
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:07 am
Wish granted! 'Cept the marketplace now has a 50% tax added to selling items!
I wished my headache could go away.
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:07 pm
Granted! I shoot you in the kneecap. Can't feel that headache now, can ya'?
I wish I had my own flying aircraft carrier.
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:41 am
LOL - it's the divert-the-pain method! XD
Wish granted! But you get one made out of cardboard and infested with vengeful-man-eating aliens!
I wished the neighbors would stop being idiots and turn their damn music down!
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:01 pm
Granted! But they just received a new stereo with more powerful woofers and they're starting again a BIG PARTY
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:04 pm
Link, you didn't make a wish. xd So I'll make one.
I wish my Imac was working again.
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:51 pm
Wish granted! But your imac keep stalling every one minute.
I wished I could learn to fight like a man! scream
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:54 pm
Congratulations! You learned to fight like a man. Woody Allen to be specific.
I wish I had an English maid.
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 10:38 pm
Wish granted. Except the maid is a manly hunch-back, and only wants to be paid with sexual favors.
I wish I could move into a nice apartment.
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:32 pm
Wish granted! But the apartment is located in an area that has a 100% crime rate and the neighbors are complete assholes, plus hot water only comes out in the summer while cold water only comes out in the winter.
I wished I could own an MP3 player.
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:42 pm
Wish Granted. But your MP3 player came with a virus that makes it play 'You Are My Sunshine' over and over again.
I wish I had a well paying job that I actually enjoy.
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:45 pm
Wish granted, but you get a pink slip on your third day at work.
I wish I could hypnotize people.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:06 am
Wish granted, only those you hypnotize do everything the opposite of what you command them to do.
I wished I could fly.
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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:56 am
Granted! You turn into a house fly. Now you can fly.
I wish I was as rich as Bill Gates.
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