Disclaimer - I don't own Daleks, Doctor Who or Scotland. I do, however, own Gordon's donut, Scotty McScott and the Haggis.
Basically, these are the characters featured in my six-panel humerous fan-comic strip, named 'Dalek I Love You'.
The plot is, basically, that Gordon and his family survived the events of Doomsday by being to incompetant to kill, and are now stranded on earth, trying to extermainate Scotty McScott.
Gordon is a little like Homer form the Simpsons. He's a lazy @$$ and likes beer, donuts and food. However, unlike Homer, he makes no attempt to be a good dad. H3 4L50 5P34K5 LYK3 D15, 50 1T'S N0T 4 G00D 1D34 T0 45K H1M T0 T1TL3 4 THR34D.
Jennifer is married to Gordon, and a total neat freak. She also acts like Ickle's a sweet little kid, when everyone else knows he's a homicidal brat. She also has a tendancy to pull out a flamethrower if someone's late for tea.
Stephanie is a teenage Dalek. She's virtually deaf, and her headphones are welded to her head. She's got a huge crush on Dalek Caan, who is the Dalek equivilant of a rock star.
Eric is basically a useless lump who couldn't kill a fly and an obsession with rabbits and pink unicorns. He has a rabbit sticker on one side of his dome.
Ickle is the closest to being a normal Dalek, but is unfortunately stuck in a stroller and unable to talk. He's a homicidal maniac, and it's not advisable to try and take his teddy bear off him.
Scotty McScott is a stereotypical Scotsman with an obsession with Haggi.
The Haggis is a hill-dwelling Scottish creature, and enjoys making Scotty's life hell.
Feel free to chuck pickles/tin cans/old boots/spoons/ect.
