When you were a young girl
Did you wanna be something more
Baby?
[♥]
This has got to be....
the funniest and most embarrasing story of my life
I hope you all enjoy reading about it, I'll leave out the details because when I don't things get way too long.
So I went to the festi last night with Justine and Jessi
and afterwards I stayed at Jessi's with her and Justine
And Adam came over with us for a bit
anyways
Jessi and I smoked some weed
and I have NEVER tripped os bad in my life
it was so ******** fun/scary/funny
Jessi puked
so I started laughing REALLY hard
and fell to the ground,
and literally pee'd myself
(I ACTUALLY pissed my pants, no joke)
so I sat on the floor, with pee'd pants for half an hour not knowing where I was, what was going on, or what had happened
Jessi was puking,
Justine was downstairs
and Adam was being all depressed.
So I'm sitting on the floor screaming about how I pissed my pants, I was on my period and about how the carrot that I was flying on was trying to take me away.
There was a purple dog trying to bite my ankles, I thought the police were coming to get me, Adam turned into bugs bunny, the shower curtain was making time flip around, one side of me was going backwards in time and the other half was going forwards, i thought i melted into the wall.
after a few hours I decided I was gunna smoke some more.
So I did.
And everytime I moved my head, time would fly around.
It was so ******** never tripped so hard before, and I was actually hallucinating all this s**t.
Best ******** high ever, except for the fact that I pee'd my pants.
Embarrasing, but so ******** fun rofl rofl rofl
I'm such a loser heart
[♥]
But now you're feeling so lost
And now you're burning up inside,
Yeah!