"Lo-be-lia~!""Lo-be-lia~!""Lo-be-lia~!"
[HIGH POWER MOTOR]
Ahahahahahaha! Finally! After months of silence, the Zuka Club makes it's next appearance! St. Lobelia Girls' Academy : the Garden of Maidens! A Society of Maidens, by Maidens, for Maidens!
We are the While Lily Society of St. Lobelia Girls' Academy! Also known as, the Zuka Club! A maiden's beauty is a pure energy that rivals exterior looks, power, and lust! Therefore! We can no longer tolerate the guiltless oppression of a blameless woman's soul!
But...but we already beat the Zuka Club! Remember!?
Big extra strategy!
Ha! You think your petty tricks will catch us off guard again?! This time, we have a plan that will not fail!
The Secret-Weapon-Strategy!!!
Reveal secret weapon!
Haruhi! Look at all the adorable clothes Daddy just got!
These wonderful ladies said they knew you, you've been making lots of friends! Daddy is so proud! They even took Daddy shopping as thanks for bringing you into the world!!!
This is their strategy?
...unexpected...
Brilliant! Oh Haruhi!!!! How can Daddy possibly fight such creativity!?!!
Quiet, inferior snob! Your squawking will damage this beautiful maiden's precious ears! What matters is this! Now the fair maiden has a debt to the Zuka Club! I debt of appreciation combined with the over flowing fountain of a father's love! An unstoppable combination which no maiden of her status could ignore!
What is that supposed to mean? Presumptuous rich bastards....>.>
Well then, it seems that we are at a stale mate. Both clubs have a debt with Haruhi. Perhaps, then, we agree upon another method of measurement?
Measurement?
That is to say, a Popularity Contest between he two clubs. Obviously, since both clubs exist to bring happiness to women, then the best way to decide which is more deserving of Haruhi is to see which is capable of attracting the most new members with their superior service. After 6 months, if we tally our membership gains and compare, then there will be a clear winner. Wouldn't you agree?
Bravo! Kyouya!
Of course! With the power of the sacredness of maiden behind us, we, the Zuka Club, cannot lose!
The Gauntlet has been thrown! The Challenge has been accepted! The battle begins!
[HIGH POWER MOTOR]
Ahahahahahaha! Finally! After months of silence, the Zuka Club makes it's next appearance! St. Lobelia Girls' Academy : the Garden of Maidens! A Society of Maidens, by Maidens, for Maidens!
We are the While Lily Society of St. Lobelia Girls' Academy! Also known as, the Zuka Club! A maiden's beauty is a pure energy that rivals exterior looks, power, and lust! Therefore! We can no longer tolerate the guiltless oppression of a blameless woman's soul!
But...but we already beat the Zuka Club! Remember!?
Big extra strategy!
Ha! You think your petty tricks will catch us off guard again?! This time, we have a plan that will not fail!
The Secret-Weapon-Strategy!!!
Reveal secret weapon!
Haruhi! Look at all the adorable clothes Daddy just got!
These wonderful ladies said they knew you, you've been making lots of friends! Daddy is so proud! They even took Daddy shopping as thanks for bringing you into the world!!!
This is their strategy?
...unexpected...
Brilliant! Oh Haruhi!!!! How can Daddy possibly fight such creativity!?!!
Quiet, inferior snob! Your squawking will damage this beautiful maiden's precious ears! What matters is this! Now the fair maiden has a debt to the Zuka Club! I debt of appreciation combined with the over flowing fountain of a father's love! An unstoppable combination which no maiden of her status could ignore!
What is that supposed to mean? Presumptuous rich bastards....>.>
Well then, it seems that we are at a stale mate. Both clubs have a debt with Haruhi. Perhaps, then, we agree upon another method of measurement?
Measurement?
That is to say, a Popularity Contest between he two clubs. Obviously, since both clubs exist to bring happiness to women, then the best way to decide which is more deserving of Haruhi is to see which is capable of attracting the most new members with their superior service. After 6 months, if we tally our membership gains and compare, then there will be a clear winner. Wouldn't you agree?
Bravo! Kyouya!
Of course! With the power of the sacredness of maiden behind us, we, the Zuka Club, cannot lose!
The Gauntlet has been thrown! The Challenge has been accepted! The battle begins!
