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One Winged Angel101010-_-
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 Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:44 pm
You know what really grinds MY gears? People who make up "you know what really grinds my gears" jokes.
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:42 pm
You know what really grinds my gears? Those shirts that have words like HOT and ANGEL and CUTIE. I mean you buy that shirt cuz it's the opposite of what are! That's false advertising LADIES! I could sue for that! And that...is what really grinds my gears!
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One Winged Angel101010-_-
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:13 am
You know what really grinds my gears? That old pervert named Mr. Herbert. I mean come on you homo. LEAVE CHRIS ALONE!!!! Christ i mean he tries to live a normal life but when you are hopping by his window on a ladder when he has his shirt off and is waving it above his head without him knowing people will start talking. I mean GOOD LORD do you want to be beat up by me like the time i beat up Chris' Bully? I will do it. And that people is what really grinds my gears..... Tom?
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 4:58 pm
(I made this one up)
Peter: You know what really grinds my gears? This little blue guy called Sonic! I mean, his only powers are runnin' fast and curlin' up in a ball! And this guy has like what... 18, 19 games? Nineteen games, a whole comic book series, four cartoon series, one of which is still shown on Saturday morning! How do you get so much crap games outta that? Do you see the Flash with 19 games? Huh? The Flash doesn't even have his own comic series, and is only a small part of the Justice League! The Flash can run fast too! And there are characters who do more! Knuckles climbs walls, glides, and blasts through walls! Tails Flies! Shadow can bust a cap in yo a**! THAT'S worth 19 games! But NOOOOO! That little blue a*****e has to stal the spotlight from all of 'em, always jumpin' on little flyin' things that the one fat guy always builds? I mean, if you're out for world domination, why are all your machines that flimsy? And why do they need jewels... not just any jewels, but seven special jewels that glow! Donchya think you could use... I dunno... oil, like everyone else? And that's what grinds my gears. Tom...
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:00 pm
You know what grinds my gears? Star Wars jokes. I mean, they are great movies! Teenagers get to blow up stuff, a princess that is freakin' HOT, people cuttin' up monsters, and people beatin' the crap out of each other with light sabers! And these people have the freakin' nerve to make jokes and parodies of it! What the hell? These movies have grossed millions, even billions of dollars! And what do you do with such great plot lines? YOU JOKE ABOUT IT! Don't give me these crap excuses like "Oh, I just wanted to be funny' Bull crap! Darth Vader gets to cut off his own son's hand! I WISH I could do that with my daughter. So to all the people making fun of this Saga: Shut the hell up! Or I will personally show up and your house, and beat the hell out of ya! And that is what grinds my gears. Tom?
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:58 am
Lois^Must^ Die Peter: You know what really grinds my gears? When im in a restaurant, trying to enjoy my dinner, little junior son-of-a-b***h at the table bext to me is crying, and then the mother doesnt do anything about it. At least slap the kid or sumthin. And that people is what really grinds my gears, Tom. That Really Grinds My Gears!
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:19 am
aznkid0000 Lois^Must^ Die Peter: You know what really grinds my gears? When im in a restaurant, trying to enjoy my dinner, little junior son-of-a-b***h at the table bext to me is crying, and then the mother doesnt do anything about it. At least slap the kid or sumthin. And that people is what really grinds my gears, Tom. That Really Grinds My Gears! that really grinds my gears to the point of suicidal tendencies!!! punch the baby and get on w/ ur life!!!! and that is what really grinds my gears, Tom.
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:56 am
you know what really grinds my gears? Your face!
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:38 pm
You know what grinds my gears?
What's the difference between a novel and a book?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:31 pm
Lois^Must^ Die Peter- You know what really grinds my gears? No one's come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like 30 years. Ok, ok, uh, a priest and a rabbi go into..the supermarket. And the preist says, let's buy a ham. And the rabbi says, "Nope. Can't eat it. Not allowed. It's forbidden." Pigs are like super-heroes to them. Is it perfect? No! But I dont see you coming up with anything better. And that, people, is what grinds my gears. Tom. lol love that one
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:33 pm
aznkid0000 Lois^Must^ Die Peter: You know what really grinds my gears? When im in a restaurant, trying to enjoy my dinner, little junior son-of-a-b***h at the table bext to me is crying, and then the mother doesnt do anything about it. At least slap the kid or sumthin. And that people is what really grinds my gears, Tom. That Really Grinds My Gears! lol
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:09 pm
notmuch_23 (I made this one up) Peter: You know what really grinds my gears? This little blue guy called Sonic! I mean, his only powers are runnin' fast and curlin' up in a ball! And this guy has like what... 18, 19 games? Nineteen games, a whole comic book series, four cartoon series, one of which is still shown on Saturday morning! How do you get so much crap games outta that? Do you see the Flash with 19 games? Huh? The Flash doesn't even have his own comic series, and is only a small part of the Justice League! The Flash can run fast too! And there are characters who do more! Knuckles climbs walls, glides, and blasts through walls! Tails Flies! Shadow can bust a cap in yo a**! THAT'S worth 19 games! But NOOOOO! That little blue a*****e has to stal the spotlight from all of 'em, always jumpin' on little flyin' things that the one fat guy always builds? I mean, if you're out for world domination, why are all your machines that flimsy? And why do they need jewels... not just any jewels, but seven special jewels that glow! Donchya think you could use... I dunno... oil, like everyone else? And that's what grinds my gears. Tom... LMFAO!!! That one was funny and true.
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:29 am
you know wat grinds my gear, money, u can't get enough, but u can't have to little 
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:30 am
this is a guild i learned about, join if u like
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:43 am
Lois^Must^ Die You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Eh? Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumpin' around there half naked with your little outfits. You know. You're up there jumpin' around and I'm just sittin' here with my beer. So, you know, what am I supposed to do? What do you- What do you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're tryin'- Why are you... leapin' around there throwin' those things in my face? Huh? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want! Wll, I'll tell you what you want. You want nothin'. You want nothin'. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is just bogus. And that's what really grinds my gears. Got it from Movie!! MY FAVORITE ONE!!! YES!!! AWESOME!!!
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