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 Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:12 pm
If anyone has seen Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, you will know that Peter has his own spot on the News. This is called "You know what really grinds my gears?". Post your favorite from the Untold Story, or make up your own!
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:15 pm
Peter- You know what really grinds my gears? No one's come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like 30 years. Ok, ok, uh, a priest and a rabbi go into..the supermarket. And the preist says, let's buy a ham. And the rabbi says, "Nope. Can't eat it. Not allowed. It's forbidden." Pigs are like super-heroes to them. Is it perfect? No! But I dont see you coming up with anything better. And that, people, is what grinds my gears. Tom.
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:24 pm
damien6606 Peter- You know what really grinds my gears? No one's come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like 30 years. Ok, ok, uh, a priest and a rabbi go into..the supermarket. And the preist says, let's buy a ham. And the rabbi says, "Nope. Can't eat it. Not allowed. It's forbidden." Pigs are like super-heroes to them. Is it perfect? No! But I dont see you coming up with anything better. And that, people, is what grinds my gears. Tom. Peter's voice was completely in my brain......sweet.
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:46 pm
Peter: You know what really grinds my gears? When im in a restaurant, trying to enjoy my dinner, little junior son-of-a-b***h at the table bext to me is crying, and then the mother doesnt do anything about it. At least slap the kid or sumthin. And that people is what really grinds my gears, Tom.
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:08 pm
"You know what really grinds my gears? Is when they re-run the same damned episode of a show, a bazillion times, and the new episodes get mixed with the old.and that, is what grinds my gears, tom.(not real good, but im tired, and i cant thionk)
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:12 pm
You know what really grinds my gears? People in the 19th century! Why don't they get with the freaken program?! It's called an automobile folks, it's much faster than a horse!
Oh. Well it appears I've been fired. Well since I'm no longer working here let me say this! You know what reall grinds my gears? You America! F$#@ YOU! Diane?
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:38 pm
You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Eh? Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumpin' around there half naked with your little outfits. You know. You're up there jumpin' around and I'm just sittin' here with my beer. So, you know, what am I supposed to do? What do you- What do you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're tryin'- Why are you... leapin' around there throwin' those things in my face? Huh? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want! Wll, I'll tell you what you want. You want nothin'. You want nothin'. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is just bogus. And that's what really grinds my gears.
Got it from Movie!! MY FAVORITE ONE!!!
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:52 pm
damien6606 Peter: You know what really grinds my gears? When im in a restaurant, trying to enjoy my dinner, little junior son-of-a-b***h at the table bext to me is crying, and then the mother doesnt do anything about it. At least slap the kid or sumthin. And that people is what really grinds my gears, Tom. this is the real one from the movie. You know what really grinds my gears? Parents who let their kids do anything they want. I hate that. You know? Like, when I'm in a restaurant tryin to enjoy my dinner and little baby junior son of a b***h over there is screaming hid head off. Parents need to control their kids. And that is what really grinds my gears, Tom.
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 7:14 pm
in the background stewie was lik- i'm going to do sumthing that'll blow your mind are you looking u looking he jumps hits his head on the highchair talks about a gash brian brings him into the front room
brian-your drunk
stewie-your sexy
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 7:43 am
damien6606 You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Eh? Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumpin' around there half naked with your little outfits. You know. You're up there jumpin' around and I'm just sittin' here with my beer. So, you know, what am I supposed to do? What do you- What do you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're tryin'- Why are you... leapin' around there throwin' those things in my face? Huh? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want! Wll, I'll tell you what you want. You want nothin'. You want nothin'. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is just bogus. And that's what really grinds my gears. Got it from Movie!! MY FAVORITE ONE!!! That one is so funny! For some reason I also like "You know what else really grinds my gears? when I can't find the driods I'm looking for" and you see the stormtroopers with TV trays and one says "Yeah, What's up with that?" ... or something along those lines
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:38 pm
YOU AMERICA F-BEEEEP- YOU!
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:11 pm
I've seen it! I love that episode, espeically when Stewie was drunk!
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:47 am
You know what really grinds my gears? Not being able to come up with a new "You KNow What Really Grinds My Gears" joke.
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:55 pm
You know what really grinds my gears? Skinny White girls going on diets. Its like what the frick if you get any skinnier you will die. And thats what really grinds my gears.
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:53 pm
guy2005 You know what really grinds my gears? Skinny White girls going on diets. Its like what the frick if you get any skinnier you will die. And thats what really grinds my gears. Its TRUE
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