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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:03 am

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Update: Avatar designed for Chiku. XD I feel so damned sexy.. yet somewhat immasculine.

That is sexy... biggrin Plus, you still have the pixelated texticles, which makes it even sexier.

I don't know why, but I find men in drag sexier than women. Well, then I also find women in drag pretty hot. I guess I just like people in drag better than people who...aren't. Nummy, nummy, nummy.

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:13 am

Oni-Angel

I love saying things like, "Stop staring at my boobs like you want to ******** them" and "You can touch my boobies, after all, they're just sacks of fat."

Girls get SO uncomfortable around me and boys go SCHWING!

...

*needs a cold shower*

Sometimes I hate having an overactive imagination...

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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:15 pm

Koiyuki

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I love saying things like, "Stop staring at my boobs like you want to ******** them" and "You can touch my boobies, after all, they're just sacks of fat."

Girls get SO uncomfortable around me and boys go SCHWING!

...

*needs a cold shower*

Sometimes I hate having an overactive imagination...

Nothing wrong with it. *Sits back and makes popcorn while he watches the show in his mind*

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:21 pm

Today's new way of influcting mental anguish on women is to stare at the item or items they put in their hair. Nothing else no matter how hot they are, especially if they're used to the focus being their bosom. They will react, and most likely hilariously.

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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:36 am

It's also interesting to tell someone: "Wow! You have sexy jaw muscles." Which is easy for me because...well, I like jaws...

And this is something that happened between me and a friend when we were playing a card game, and I did something that screwed him over:

Friend: I hate you.
Me: I love you.
Friend: Let's have sex.
Me: *oglewhat*

Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:58 am

Haven't done it yet, but...

My fiance and I look a lot alike. So much so that people often ask us if we're siblings.

Next time that happens, we're going to answer 'yes'. And then start making out.

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