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PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:59 pm


* I hate how when we're in a bad mood, it's automatically blamed on PMS
* Boobs. Don't get me wrong, they can be handy in getting what you want, but when you're exercising, or trying to get inbetween the washer and dryer to get a fallen sock, they're just in the way.
*We're portrayed by the media as either gold diggers or horny sluts. Whatever happened to the little girl's dream of bein a president or running they're own business (Bill Gates counterpart- Betty Doors)
PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:12 pm


Things I don't like about my gender:

*Other girls perceive me as a threat and treat me in the "I'm going to be nice to your face but say mean s**t behind your back" kind of way. I don't have to deal with that with guys.

*Dealing with "you must be perfect OMG" pressure on my body and my "worth". My boobies are nice and big, but sometimes you can see veins on them, and it makes me self-conscious. I also have stretchmarks on my boobs because they grew so very fast. V_V

*Being expected to work AND be a housewife AND save the world AND shoot babies out my coochie AND make a wicked chicken flambe while juggling mice with my big toe AND giving oral sex without either A) choking on the nasty stench and pubic hairs or B) gagging on c** and feeling p***s being shoved past my gag reflex

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:32 am


Oni-Angel
Things I don't like about my gender:

*Other girls perceive me as a threat and treat me in the "I'm going to be nice to your face but say mean s**t behind your back" kind of way. I don't have to deal with that with guys.


I never understood why the hell that happens...

Oni-Angel
*Dealing with "you must be perfect OMG" pressure on my body and my "worth". My boobies are nice and big, but sometimes you can see veins on them, and it makes me self-conscious. I also have stretchmarks on my boobs because they grew so very fast. V_V


Not to sound nosy, but if you feel self-conscious about it, there are ways to get rid of themwithout resorting to drastic stuff.

Oni-Angel
*Being expected to work AND be a housewife AND save the world AND shoot babies out my coochie AND make a wicked chicken flambe while juggling mice with my big toe AND giving oral sex without either A) choking on the nasty stench and pubic hairs or B) gagging on c** and feeling p***s being shoved past my gag reflex


Oral is nasty either way, so it's natural to feel disgusted by it. I guess it takes getting used to, not to mention personal hygiene of the recieving end...
PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:06 am


I don't like that once a month for 5 days (roughly) sex is very difficult & messy to have...

I really don't like that this is also the time of month I crave it most...

I also hate bra shopping... & needing a bra... & the prices of bras... & the fact that finding a good bra is nigh on impossible & terribly expensive. Also that after spending lots of time & money finding a good one that fits... you still need to adjust it every 30-odd mins because it still won't stay where it's supposed to...

Stupid bras.

I REALLY hate that going without said annoying bras hurts rather a lot, so I really don't have much of a choice.

I also hate the general girl-feeling that I should be skinnier/healthier/prettier/etc... fortunately, my fiance brings me back to earth very quickly if I start going down that track...

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:14 am


Oni-Angel
*Other girls perceive me as a threat and treat me in the "I'm going to be nice to your face but say mean s**t behind your back" kind of way. I don't have to deal with that with guys.
That pisses me off too. Quite frankly, I would much rather people say what they think of me to my face, even if it's bad, than say it behind my back. If they tell me to my face, then I can either clarify a misconception or make an effort to fix a problem I have.

It also bothers me when they'll say something to someone's face, which they've also said behind their back, and then claim that they're "just playing", though I've seen guys do that too.
PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:16 am


Oni-Angel

*Being expected to work AND be a housewife AND save the world AND shoot babies out my coochie AND make a wicked chicken flambe while juggling mice with my big toe AND giving oral sex without either A) choking on the nasty stench and pubic hairs or B) gagging on c** and feeling p***s being shoved past my gag reflex


Oh dear, you're a hard working woman, aren't you? *hugs*

It makes me wonder, though, why is everyone so fascinated by oral sex?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:41 pm


Because it's a completely different feeling. In the case of a BJ, the combination of suction, bobbing, squeezing with hands and tongue movement make it an experience that's very hard to imitate by other means. It's something that's very special.

In the case of cunnilingus, the combination of good tongue movement, finger play, clitoral stimuli, suction and lip use make it a very good experience as well. In both scenarios, certain people approve and enjoy a**l play, making that s**t even better. Me? Never experienced it, but I've read, heard and understand everyone's point. In fact, many people who practice and enjoy oral sex were reluctant and disgusted at first. It's something you can't achieve with normal coitus or masturbation.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:37 pm


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Oni-Angel
*Other girls perceive me as a threat and treat me in the "I'm going to be nice to your face but say mean s**t behind your back" kind of way. I don't have to deal with that with guys.
That pisses me off too. Quite frankly, I would much rather people say what they think of me to my face, even if it's bad, than say it behind my back. If they tell me to my face, then I can either clarify a misconception or make an effort to fix a problem I have.

It also bothers me when they'll say something to someone's face, which they've also said behind their back, and then claim that they're "just playing", though I've seen guys do that too.


This is one reason why I'm mostly friends with "guyish girls" who are more masculine and who are also less catty. I guess that's why I don't have tons of female friends. *shrug*

Lord Vyce
Because it's a completely different feeling. In the case of a BJ, the combination of suction, bobbing, squeezing with hands and tongue movement make it an experience that's very hard to imitate by other means. It's something that's very special.

In the case of cunnilingus, the combination of good tongue movement, finger play, clitoral stimuli, suction and lip use make it a very good experience as well. In both scenarios, certain people approve and enjoy a**l play, making that s**t even better. Me? Never experienced it, but I've read, heard and understand everyone's point. In fact, many people who practice and enjoy oral sex were reluctant and disgusted at first. It's something you can't achieve with normal coitus or masturbation.


Actually, I dislike receiving oral sex. It feels weird and I have very sensitive clitoral and vaginal parts. Plus, the guy would have to be doing that for a REALLY long time, and even though I take really good care of myself (I wash my v****a and a** areas 2-3 times a day), I know it's still kinda gross.

I only give oral sex rarely and in cases where I really want to do something for someone else but don't want to actually get anything in return.

That might be because I was orally raped a few times, though. neutral

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 6:33 pm


Oni-Angel
Actually, I dislike receiving oral sex. It feels weird and I have very sensitive clitoral and vaginal parts. Plus, the guy would have to be doing that for a REALLY long time, and even though I take really good care of myself (I wash my v****a and a** areas 2-3 times a day), I know it's still kinda gross.


Well, I do think it's not an act for everyone.

Oni-Angel
I only give oral sex rarely and in cases where I really want to do something for someone else but don't want to actually get anything in return.

That might be because I was orally raped a few times, though. neutral


You've told us before, and it's because I know this that I understand that you find the idea discouraging, at best. The thing is that sex is varied and plentiful, and there are many ways to please and be pleased, not to mention please yourself. So, in short, no worries on the subject, right? smile
PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:28 pm


Oni-Angel
Lord Vyce
Because it's a completely different feeling. In the case of a BJ, the combination of suction, bobbing, squeezing with hands and tongue movement make it an experience that's very hard to imitate by other means. It's something that's very special.

In the case of cunnilingus, the combination of good tongue movement, finger play, clitoral stimuli, suction and lip use make it a very good experience as well. In both scenarios, certain people approve and enjoy a**l play, making that s**t even better. Me? Never experienced it, but I've read, heard and understand everyone's point. In fact, many people who practice and enjoy oral sex were reluctant and disgusted at first. It's something you can't achieve with normal coitus or masturbation.


Actually, I dislike receiving oral sex. It feels weird and I have very sensitive clitoral and vaginal parts. Plus, the guy would have to be doing that for a REALLY long time, and even though I take really good care of myself (I wash my v****a and a** areas 2-3 times a day), I know it's still kinda gross.

I only give oral sex rarely and in cases where I really want to do something for someone else but don't want to actually get anything in return.

That might be because I was orally raped a few times, though. neutral


Those kinds of experiences can be very traumatic and affecting on people. I know this first hand...*shivers*

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 10:42 am


Oni-Angel
This is one reason why I'm mostly friends with "guyish girls" who are more masculine and who are also less catty. I guess that's why I don't have tons of female friends. *shrug*
Yeah, I guess I have the same thing, only, more importantly, I'm friends with people of both genders who don't have an overly-inflated view of themselves to the point that they think they have the right to down others, or criticize them excessively. I can stand faults in people, as long as they aren't excessively judgemental on people and their habits.

Though, I also dislike people who mimic my every move. Like, there was this one girl I knew, who fortunately no longer goes to my school, who would do this thing where she followed you everywhere, and, if you changed your walking pace, she changed hers to the exact same thing at the exact same time.

Creepy.

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Actually, I dislike receiving oral sex. It feels weird and I have very sensitive clitoral and vaginal parts. Plus, the guy would have to be doing that for a REALLY long time, and even though I take really good care of myself (I wash my v****a and a** areas 2-3 times a day), I know it's still kinda gross.
Yeah, though I've never experienced it, the idea of oral sex isn't exactly appealing. I'd prefer shoulders, collarbones, necks, that jaw bone that goes to his ears, all near my face, within licking range.

Otherwise it hardly seems, in my imagination, like I'm even having sex with a person. It might as well just be a toy. I need a face, or at least something close to it. xp

Plus, oral sex vaguely reminds me of dogs.
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