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Koiyuki
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 4:23 pm


Have you ever had an enperience that's made you say that?

*me+trying to remove a motherboard without having even the slightest clue how= gonk *
PostPosted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 5:14 pm


Putting on a set of jeans for the first time unaided in my lifetime. I'll be damned if the zipper didn't go and get all stuck on my little stubby fingers. crying

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:35 pm


Several things. I, for one, am a klutz, so I find almost everything difficult.

Crossing the street. Just today in London, I was almost hit by 3 cars, one bus, and a spandex-clad man on a bycicle.

First time masturbating...

So many things!
PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 3:41 pm


Lots of things. Like riding a bike. I didn't get training wheels on my bike...And I'm deaf in my right ear, so it was even harder to learn because my balance was off to begin with. But learn I did.  

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:32 pm


Tailos
Putting on a set of jeans for the first time unaided in my lifetime. I'll be damned if the zipper didn't go and get all stuck on my little stubby fingers. crying


The first time I tried putting on my own pants with one hand (I broke my right arm in the 8th grade and had to wear this huge purple cast) was awful. I also hated showering with a huge plastic bag on my arm to keep the cast material from rotting.

There was also riding my bike, which took me almost two years to learn because my mom kept trying to teach me on the sidewalk, where there were huge bushes, and all kinds of uneven sidewalk.

The guy who taught me to ride my bike without training wheels did it in about 15 minutes, and in the middle of the street. It was AWESOME.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:41 am


Aeinor
First time masturbating...


That's a fine point about being male, I suppose. We just have to grab and shake, to put it simply. lol

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:20 am


Saying "epilepsy". I don't know why, but I just stutter over it, ironically enough, in a rather epileptic way.

I also have a problem counting rests in music, because I get too concerned with what other people are playing and stop thinking. That's caused me a few problems, even though it really shouldn't, as it's not that hard.

That's why I like playing Mozart. Everything's logical. I usually don't have to count to figure it out.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 11:34 am


....well I remember how much trouble I had starting playing video games. now that seems like I should have had no problem in the least.

~zzang~


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:43 pm


Aeinor
First time masturbating...

Well, thinking to my early attempts at age 10/11, I must say that my technique has improved greatly - although I should reconsider as that would be a kick-a** way to work out my biceps/tricepts/whatever's

chikushou
Saying "epilepsy". I don't know why, but I just stutter over it, ironically enough, in a rather epileptic way.

This reminds me of when I was learning to speak - at age four and a half. I don't know why I didn't speak. My mother says it was a combination of my ears not being super good (I'm partially tone-deaf) - it was as if everything I heard was like what you hear in a sea-shell or a vacuum - and the other part was me being stubborn. More like, after asking my mother a few Freudian styled questions, it was due to her weening me too early off the bottle as well, but ho hum! We shall never truly know! I had to go to speech therapy classes, and it was really difficult, especially when you've learnt to adapt to something, and now you are being forced to re-adapt for something you've perfectly adapted for. I still sometimes struggle with funny words like epilepsy or "alliterating" words. I stutter and sometimes "think faster than how I can say it". The plus side is that I can pick up the phoentics of another language quite easily, but in reality, I'd prefer not to stumble over my words.

I thought about this too when I was learning on how to parallel park and stuff for my Driver's test (I still cannot the ******** parallel park...well not without the dumbass-poles present).

I originally thought that my course was harder this year than I thought it would be and that I'm going to do badly - in fact I'm doing much more better this year than the last two years combined!

I originally also thought it was difficult to get a boyfriend and thought just that...until I did a random asking out of a fella and boom, just like that! I was a phone call away from getting seven minutes of heaven in the closet. I'm still sceptical, but that's more paranoia than anything! 3nodding
PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:38 pm


I could always say things like that. It was easy for me...  

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:56 am


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Putting on a set of jeans for the first time unaided in my lifetime. I'll be damned if the zipper didn't go and get all stuck on my little stubby fingers. crying


The first time I tried putting on my own pants with one hand (I broke my right arm in the 8th grade and had to wear this huge purple cast) was awful. I also hated showering with a huge plastic bag on my arm to keep the cast material from rotting.

There was also riding my bike, which took me almost two years to learn because my mom kept trying to teach me on the sidewalk, where there were huge bushes, and all kinds of uneven sidewalk.

The guy who taught me to ride my bike without training wheels did it in about 15 minutes, and in the middle of the street. It was AWESOME.


You see, this is yet another way I feel alienated from the rest of the world...

*has never learned how to ride a bike*

*hides in corner*
PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:43 pm


Koiyuki
*me+trying to remove a motherboard without having even the slightest clue how= gonk *

Send me a ticket. Ill do it for ya 3nodding

Me: Trying to play guitar. I can play bass fairly well (ok, it was one time, and the part was easy), but with guitar your fingers move around too much to random places that im not used to.

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