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 Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:11 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:59 am
This is the best joke ever!
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Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 1:59 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 5:44 pm
Speeeciaal~~~
Like you Joshua! 8D
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:51 am
What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking? A pumpkin patch
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 9:53 am
Water Faerie Naomi Speeeciaal~~~
Like you Joshua! 8D Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:49 am
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:23 pm
An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a seven-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was still.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian"?
"Very Well," said the Voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:11 am
So a man forgets his anniversary and, of course, he is thrown to the dogs. His wife instructs him that he is to get her something that "can go from 0 to 200 in seconds" or to not come back. The next day, she awakens to a present on the doorstep.
Inside is a scale and divorce papers.
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:17 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:50 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 6:45 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:48 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 4:32 pm
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