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 Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:42 am
Rules are simple. I need a little less then 500 posts to get my fourth OC.
So I will tell 500 jokes in order to earn it.
To get me to tell a joke simple post one word in here and I will tell a joke with the word as the subject.
E.G: Chickens
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chickens foot!
JOKES LEFT: 478
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:43 am
dramallama ...Llama. dramallama
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:49 am
The hot dog vendor asks the Dalai Lama if he wants onion, mustard, chili, ketchup or pickle with his hot dog.
"Make me one with everything" he replies.
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:50 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:51 am
Ninja's have two speeds. Walk and Kill.
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:52 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:55 am
An American, A chinaman, a mexican and a frenchman are on a boat
The boat gets caught in storm. When all of a sudden Posedion, God of the sea shows up and says ” Throw what your country has in excess and I shall save you!”
Chinaman says lots of rice and throws his hat in the water
Frenchman says lots of love, throws a condom
Mexican says lots of alcohol, throws his tequila
American picks up Mexican and throws him. “Are you satisfied Poseidon?”
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:57 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:59 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:00 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:02 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:04 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:05 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:05 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 11:10 am
Goddamit Valter a joke about Roger Waters is gonna be tough
Why you're kinda... WALLING me here
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