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 Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 8:09 pm
Sex with me is like (the) Pokemon (charizard), When you youre having sex with a girl, then just before you orgasm, you pull out and set her pubic hair on fire. You then ejaculate on her, putting some of the fire out. You then stand up and flap your arms yelling "you need more badges to control me!"
Slip-n-slide
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 8:43 pm
l-Kathulu-l Sex with me is like (the) Pokemon (charizard), When you youre having sex with a girl, then just before you orgasm, you pull out and set her pubic hair on fire. You then ejaculate on her, putting some of the fire out. You then stand up and flap your arms yelling "you need more badges to control me!" 
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 8:45 pm
l-Kathulu-l Sex with me is like (the) Pokemon (charizard), When you youre having sex with a girl, then just before you orgasm, you pull out and set her pubic hair on fire. You then ejaculate on her, putting some of the fire out. You then stand up and flap your arms yelling "you need more badges to control me!" 
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Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2011 8:55 pm
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
I don't know what's better, the joke or the reactions.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 1:36 pm
Sex with me is like a Slip n' Slide: Wet and soapy fun!
....wtf.....?
Just run jump and slide, and....
wait
uhm
You're on your way!.......?
I don't even
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k im done.
Word: Friday
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 2:01 pm
Sex with me is like Friday, because, well, you gotta get down it.
/rimshot
Word: popcorn
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 3:05 pm
Sex with me is like popcorn, good for you until you cover me in butter.
Word - World War II
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 4:50 pm
Sex with me is like WWII: It may kill millions in the process, but it'll definitely pull you out of a depression.
Word: Pollock
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 9:45 pm
Sex with me is like Polluck: Canvas, meet d**k. d**k, meet canvas!
*watch Secret of Kells*
PREPARE FOR THE ARTGAZM!! twisted
Word: Printer
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 7:58 am
Sex with me is like a printer, you will see exactly what you want, but it is a huge hassle to set up, and it will cost you a lot.
gnome
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 4:58 pm
Sex with me is like a gnome: Even if you see it absolutely everywhere, you'll never get sick of it.
Asian cuisine
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Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 5:19 pm
Sex with me is like asian cuisine - you'll just be empty again an hour later.
Dr Pepper
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Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 1:49 am
Sex with me is like Dr Pepper; It tastes like doctor pepper!! surprised
The Mona Lisa
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