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 Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:10 pm
You get more hours at work but you find that they increase more and more and more until one day you realise you never leave work. Your desk is a mess of takeaways, polystyreine (sp?) coffe cups and dirty clothing. You barely have any room to do your job and end up getting fired by the boss for being a messy person and never going home. You go home only to find that because you moved into your office to work the long hours, you have no home. You are now relegated to a cardboard box on the street with what is left of your possessions. A fluffy stuffed cat named Gill with one eye missing and moth eaten fur. Life is great, no? biggrin
I wish I had a stuffed cat named fluffy for my very own. I would love it and hug it and... ahem, I digress. biggrin
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:38 am
You get a stuffed cat named Fluffy for your very own. However, it has a mind of its own and starts to love you, hug you, and do other unspeakable things to you with its fluffy cat parts. However, one day Fluffy grows way too big and ends up...tearing something during one of the 'unspeakable' sessions. biggrin
I wish I had more time in the morning.
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:39 pm
One day something crazy happens to the clocks and you end up getting an extra hour in the morning. The next day this turns into 2 extra hours, the third day - three hours and so on. Eventually you find that the morning never ends and you are stuck in an endless loop of about 5 hours from 7am-Noon. You can never sleep, have to do the same things every day because you don't realise you are in a loop.
I wish I lived in the country and had a nice cottage.
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Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:54 pm
You move out into the country and get a nice cottage, but you run into a number of problems. First of all, getting to your workplace is near impossible, and therefore you have no job. Afterwards, you find yourself struggling to pay taxes while on welfare, and eventually are kicked out of your cottage in the country and forced to subsist amongst the wilderness. Your cottage in the country soon becomes a cave in the country wilderness, and you're forced to contend with animals and inbred country bumpkins from Deliverance for food and shelter.
(I'm gonna regret this one) I wish I had a girlfriend.
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Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:42 am
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After talking to her for a few hours, you ask her out, and she says yes! An hour later and you find yourself in the bedroom face-to-eye with a five foot alien with no discernable sex characteristics, a lotta rope, and a probe!
I wish.. Aiko was awake.
ZURG!
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 4:12 pm
Aiko is awake, and, as a matter of fact, she's ALWAYS awake now! On top of that, she won't stop bothering you, so eventually you both collapse and nearly die due to sleep deprivation!
I wish I had some bitchin' armor.
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:39 pm
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You get some bitchin' armour. Sadly, not only is it bitching, it's also cursed and you cannot take it off! It keeps you awake constantly bitching about how it's life sucks and you stink and there's this sore patch where your swordbelt rubs and that it wishes you'd shut the hell up for one moment and give it some peace and quiet. The hypocritical bit of armour just never shuts uo complaining and bitching and complaining some more! Eventually you snap and go feral, trying to cut yourself out of the armour and eventually dying slowly whilst the armour bitches about how you shouldn't leave it all alone and dying is such a greedy thing to do and that you never did patch that rubbed bit and how it hopes its next master will be better and...
I wish I could make everybody in the world illuminated.
ZURG!
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