For Hermes. Or maybe that's just 'cos I have a massive crush on him.
I'd say
this for Thanatos 'cos it'd be fun, but really, it sounds more like Dionysos to me. In an Epicurean way.
Aphrodite. People only ever remember that she's goddess of love and she's characterised as a bimbo. Either that or Lisa Kudrow.
This always makes me think of Hypnos.